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3 shots, 2 on target, one hit the post, one goal. Not bad at all for 25 mins and his link up play has been OK too.

SHOT SAved. Could've done better there too. Well you can't say he hasn't offered a goal threat!

Ohhhh he hit the post!!!!! Should've scored.

Fair play to Welbeck, been good tonight although was on the quiet side in parts of the first half.

Zaha is wasting every ball he gets. Give it to Rickie FFS rather than the bloke in the stand.

GOAL!¬!!! Lambert!!!

Remember the impact Rickie had when he came on as a sub against City at the start of last season...

So Woy has at least one ball then. Well done lad.

It's happening!

I would think had we been 3-0 up at half time that Lambert would have come on then. It's whether Hodgson has the balls to put him on the pitch when the match is still on a knife edge.

I'd still take Lescott if City don't want to play him much. Would do a good job at CB and can fit in at left back if ever needed. Of course we'd need to get his wages down but that might be possible... http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/306575/Joleon-Lescott-to-slash-his-5m-pay-off

Come on Woy, bring him on! This may be his only cap and it'd be nice to see him at least get some decent time!

I'd like to avoid those trains! Obviously the Drugs and Alcohol people rarely come round, and in 10 and a half years I've never been tested, but I've pushed the alcohol side of it once or twice in my early Underground days and was lucky. It only takes one time to get caught and that's the livelyhood gone. We get a decent salary and good perks, we'd be stupid to risk it. Is it a female's? Does it come with used knicks and a jamrag?

Didn't Ramirez claim (honestly) that he'd joined us because of the money we were offering him? If so, one would think Cortese would lull Osvaldo in using this same tactic. Money talks. Even if he doesn't particularly want to be here, I think Osvaldo would soon come round to the idea once he sees what we're building here...

Anyone else just watch Nick Collins fall off the scaffolding Live on SSN outside Wembley? Keeping tuned to see if Rickie starts...

Anyway she's too short for me. I like 'em taller and bigger. Like these lovely ladies.

Banega, Damiao, Bueno and Astori/Sorensen. That would transform us into top 8 contenders overnight, possibly even European contenders, irrespective of cost. And we would all be massaging our private areas the next morning.

Incidentally Mikey, while she's kinda cute, she has terrible verbal diarrhoea. I watched half of her Legoland video before my ears started bleeding and wished I could shove my knob in her mouth to stop her talking. :-)

Haha! Massive lols SuperMikey - a moment you will never get back and the picture didn't work! (Hint - ask mods to delete a thread with some of your posts on - that will knock you back to the 7990's, and you can post this again, more successfully.)

It's a miracle -Alex Ostlund, aka Jesus, looking over the Pope's right shoulder! :-D

I've tried pot before years ago - the first time I got really paranoid and ran away from a house party despite not knowing where I was, the second two times I just fell asleep. The Underground has a drugs and alcohol policy so obviously can't touch the stuff, but I wouldn't if I could, it stinks. I hate it when people brazenly smoke the stuff in public - especially worse for me as if any trace of it gets into my system on a day when I get tested, I could lose my job. Unfortunately for the OP, there's not a lot you can do I believe as it's their private property. Obviously you could report them, but I doubt anything would happen. Respond in kind somehow - maybe set a sprinkler on in the back garden that "accidentally" goes over their fence. If they call the police, I'm sure you'll have more of a leg to stand on than them! Or go all "Hot Fuzz" on them, with loads of guns and carnage. (That's my Muppet Show answer)

As some people have said since his inclusion in this week's squad, Lambert wouldn't be in it if Carroll and Sturridge had been fit. Add to that there may be an unexpected English striker that makes a better impact next season (Hooper or Agbonlahor potentially fit this bill) and realistically Lambert would need the luck of a few English injuries to get a call up to the finals squad. If we make it of course. Sadly I can't see it - otherwise everything the OP says is pretty much spot on.

A SWF Harlem Shake.