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I've watched it, and would review it, but I only got 6 minutes in...

This was my guess. Portsmouth Pikeys has a ring to it. Portsmouth Pompey does not. Portsmouth Peeholes does. Portsmouth Paedos is perhaps pushing it though...

While I hope it doesn't catch on, we could have a worse name than Southampton Saints...

Great news for Rickie - hope they persevere with him and he's not a 20 minute flop. His game is much more than goalscoring.

There's one cartoon character that sums me up almost perfectly.. Lazy, drunk and prone to bouts of stupidity.

So you don't live in Tokyo...

Reading this post again, it could be misconstrued as her having a Crystal Palace shirt!

My wife comes with me from time to time to St Mary's, despite being a Norwich fan, and has seen far more Saints games than Norwich games! I can't convert her though, her whole family are Norwich fans and I'm the only Saint in my family. I've never been to Carrow Road though, which often gets brought up in arguments. :-) I think I'll probably get dragged there this season though. I'd never let her know this, but I prefer going to St Mary's alone than with her. I prefer sitting at the back but when she comes I have to sit at the front.

I just hope Porkchettino can pull it off.

I'm disgusted at you SaintsWebbers. 15 posts since this was mentioned and not one joke about his name! Pig ignorance if you ask me. :-)

This. I don't for a second think we'll see the window shut on the 3rd September without another striker in the ranks and I'd quite happily put money on that. This is now a well run club that would not make a silly error like that, and looking at our aim of signing Damiao shows that we're interested in bringing another striker in. All the bedwetting about the striker situation is premature. We still have a couple of weeks before the season starts and a whole month before the window closes - as it stands we're fine for what we have, so even if we start the season with the current crop of strikers it won't be the end of the world. As per the OP's question, if Rickie got injured tomorrow, we'd still have JRod, Mayuka wouldn't be sent on loan, and Guly can play up top too. Worst case scenario we chuck someone like Jake Sinclair in there. If he DID get injured tomorrow though, I would expect we'd very swiftly pull a loan striker or quick transfer out of the hat. The time to panic over the OP's question is if it happens on the 4th September AND we didn't bring anyone else in. Then you can worry. I can't see that happening though. My thoughts on it are that football fans love a transfer in general, and as Wanyama signed quite some time ago, that we're all craving another.

Bringing out their own aftershave so anyone can smell of fish?

You can use the letters of West Bromwich Albion to spell out "bears". I reckon you have a hidden agenda Bearsy.

I'm lucky, my missus doesn't get periods.

Which of course means they won't win it, and we have bragging rights. Not that that will stop them having a go at us though - the old "tin pot" trophy line will be uttered if that happened. The fish are fighting back..

Where people with an inflamed intestine go for a sandwich.

I'm at work, so streamless. Keep us updated! :-D

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True dat.

>> It was Sheffield United >> I remember that game. We had quite a few injuries iirc and were all expecting a defeat. A completely freak result.

I've seen Bialkowski and Gazzaniga play. As back up, I was more confident in Bialkowski, although I understand Gazza is still young and learning. Both made blunders - I remember Bart's against Blackpool - Callum McManaman scored through Bart's legs. Who'd be a goalkeeper eh!

The team I chose is based on what I believe Pochettino would choose. Davis and Jos were both first choices at the tail end of last season, although I agree both could and probably should be upgraded upon.

There's thousands of strikers in the world - I'd rather we signed one of them. There's no denying Remy has talent, but he also has baggage, is a money-grabbing crapweasel and could potentially cause disharmony within the squad. Not for me ta.

Thanks! That answer's the question I've never got around to asking...