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Umm, I think I will take another guess at this and go for July 3rd.

I've just heard Gerard Depardieu has changed his name to Gerard Deppodieu...

I'd go for the one above your choice to partner Jose. Norwich fans have a chant for him that runs along the lines of : Anthony, McNamee, he looks f'cking quick to me, with a goal, an assist and a licence to roam, get Capello on the phone. (Creative licence taken here, it's been a while since I heard it. To the tune of "Nick Nack Paddywack Give a Dog a Bone...")

Jordan Rhodes, well I've said it every window for two years so why quit now!

If Barnsley finish in that position at the end of the season i'll chop off my Willy and mail it to Megan Fox.

In further news, Gordon Strachan weighed into the Deppogate saga, claiming "Deppo? Pah. I've got more important things to worry about than Deppo, such as a pork pie in the fridge that's reached it's expiry date."

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/media-watch/dalglish-eyes-saints-star On the Pool website. I'm past caring frankly. Keep him, I say!

I am itk, Cork transfer off due to Deppogate. Cork impressed by all aspects of Southampton except their unofficial messageboard. Cork is apparently a pacifist who hates infighting. Saints to re-sign Pulis on a 7 year contract out of desperation.

For funniest poster, I'm willing to vote for anyone who pays me. The bidding starts at 50 pence, bidding ends when I see the four horsemen of the apocalypse. For most annoying poster, I vote for nobody - I LUVS U ALL!

The very same.

Sad but easily replaceable if it happens.

Sad if true, looked a great player last season and will be better than Walcott imo, but 12 million and no doubt future incentives is tough to turn down. Most Saints fans will be disappointed but I have a feeling we'll pull a couple of great signings out the hat to replace him. Could this make Arsenal look at us more favourably with regards to loans? Can Oxo be a loan back? Will Arsenal please leave Shaw alone?

Also in Spain, the footballing community has been hit hard by the loss of the SaintsWeb One, there will be another honorary name change to Deppotivo La Coruna.

The sexiest eyes in showbiz, Bonnie Somerville.

In latest news, the Sugababes are bringing out three new charity singles for Deppogate. They are to cover Simple Minds' "Don't You (Forget About Me)", Monty Python's "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" and Oasis's "Where Did It All Go Wrong".

I think Antony Pulis Jr has earned a suprisingly large amount of footballing cash without a footballing brain, and he doesn't have Usain's pace to boot! :-) I also think we could use Paula Radcliffe's stamina, Jonathon Edwards' ability to jump over tackles, and even Ronnie O'Sullivan's ability to put that white ball where he wants it.

Oddest (and not real) HCDAJFU of this thread goes to Usain Bolt. I would imagine he'd be like Kenwyne, full of pace but a lack of footballing ability until we mold him into the complete pro... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/athletics/13708993.stm

So you're excluding the goals scored off Rasiak's belly and the one that went in off an aroused Kenwyne's willy?

Tributes to the late Deppo are already flooding in. Johnny Depp has legally changed his name to Johnny Deppo, the TellyTubbies will now be named Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and DepPo, and Fifa have changed the red card offence "being sent off" to "being Deppo'd". Rumour that Pinkscarf is getting a Deppo tattoo is, as yet, completely unfounded.

Plymuff, if they're still going...

If you lick Danny Butterfield, he tastes like blackcurrant jam. If you lick Lee Holmes though, he tastes salty.

Jose Fonte's name is unpronouncable. The same applies to Andrei Kanchelskis, but only when in an inebriated state. The Wallace trio actually had a younger brother called Derek. They locked him in a loft due to his lack of footballing ability and he hasn't been seen since. (The same also happened to Ray, but he escaped.) Francis Benali was voted England's sexiest moustache wearer by the readers of Take A Break magazine, just four days before he shaved it off. The corner flags at SMS are made of Marzipan.

We could form a band, the "broadband board banned" band. I thought Deppo could be very funny at times, he did insult me once iirc but it just turned me on. The humour hasn't gone though, I still find many of you lot very funneh posters. I name no names to protect egos. I won't be changing my avatar though, I never get tired of that bum. Speaking of being turned on, if Master Bates were here, there'd be bewbs on this thread already.

Brighton at the Amex. Show them we are, in fact, better than them despite our previous season's standings, with a thumping 3-1 win to ruin their new ground's first fixture.

His name was an anagram of Pedo. With an extra P added. Just thought I'd add that.