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Wife's face. Or bosses face, whichever is closer to hand.

This. I support any English team in Europe. Except Skatesmouth. There are some boundaries. X

I correct myself, I'd assumed all play offs were OT!

You'll get a suprise when Man U walk out the tunnel!

Erm, stupid phone, sounds like I've got a stutter! Of course I meant that I want Torquay, Huddersfield and Swansea to go up.

to ggogo uupup. Dad's a Turkey fan. I think it'll be Stevo, Posh and Swansea though.

Would love Puncheon and Phillips to swap, only heard good things about Phillips, but ultimately I'd do anything to get rid of fat bum. ...and Surman and Jutkiewicz are supposed Saints fans, that'd be cool. A team of Saints fans - can it be done? :-)

Truth. They don't call it silly season without due reason. Which reminds me, if Rooney says he hates the pressures of the spotlight at Man Utd and wants to move down south where the "decent supporters" are. I assumed he meant most of the United fanbase, but HCDAJFU.

I'm not well travelled, but I did enjoy drinking at a bar by the beach at Camp de Mar at sunset, jumping the waves age 14 at Manly beach, singing at the Albert Hall, Notre Dame and Sydney Opera House (amongst others) and, in this country, taking the Heights of Abraham up Matlock Bath. Oh, and SMS. :-)

True, and you always remember the first time you get a pube stuck in your teeth.

I likes a good bidet. There's no better feeling than experiencing than that jet of powerful water shooting up yer back passage. An (ex-) mate of mine once told me he used his border collie to lick his anus clean. I hope he was joking.

Some might say. Was on a compilation cd I got when I was about 14 and I loved it. Don't look back in anger is a great tune too, but I'm not really an Oasis fan.

Vagina flavour = Scampi Fries. Hth

Got to be Doritos. My favourite atm and so moreish.

Don't care, as long as they have those really long nipples to suck on. You know, the ones you normally see in National Geographic.

Depends how much the IBS is acting up. From time to time I do turds that require one wipe, love em. I'm not averse to a quick shower after a particularly sloppy biscuit.

Black, loose, hot and wet?

Pinkscarf, you're so caring, so lovely, I feel very strongly that you could solve a few lonely forum members' broken hearts. Quick question, do you take it up the wrong'un? The more I know, the better a matchmaker I can be.

Fell on a hose? I bet he was acting like a bal-loonatic! Still, I reckon this story has been blown up out of all proportion.

I'm a coffee drinker too, but darn me if I didn't have a cuppa the other day and it was the most refreshing thing I'd had in ages. Love coffee, but tea makes a lovely one off change.

This is good news. A fit Connolly is like a new signing. I think it can only be a good thing having an ex-physio as manager, to use him sparingly but wisely a la Jaidi.

This. Plus there's a chance we won't go down. Keep Chamberlain, Lallana, Fonte and Morgan and possibly Guly, all who imo would cut it in the Premiership, and with a few additions we're not far off anyway. The team would be strong but the squad would be weak. I'll be interested to see what our transfers this summer will be like. We built for the Championship in League One, will Cortese fund Premiership quality players for the Championship?

Billionaires? Awesome! I hope we buy players like that dude on loan at MK Dons. He looks well useful...

Actually yes, the cheap ones from Sainsburys. And I prefer baked beans if they have those little sausages in them. You've persuaded me to reassess my life.

Jaidi? Monkou?