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I'm a coffee drinker too, but darn me if I didn't have a cuppa the other day and it was the most refreshing thing I'd had in ages. Love coffee, but tea makes a lovely one off change.

This is good news. A fit Connolly is like a new signing. I think it can only be a good thing having an ex-physio as manager, to use him sparingly but wisely a la Jaidi.

This. Plus there's a chance we won't go down. Keep Chamberlain, Lallana, Fonte and Morgan and possibly Guly, all who imo would cut it in the Premiership, and with a few additions we're not far off anyway. The team would be strong but the squad would be weak. I'll be interested to see what our transfers this summer will be like. We built for the Championship in League One, will Cortese fund Premiership quality players for the Championship?

Billionaires? Awesome! I hope we buy players like that dude on loan at MK Dons. He looks well useful...

Actually yes, the cheap ones from Sainsburys. And I prefer baked beans if they have those little sausages in them. You've persuaded me to reassess my life.

Jaidi? Monkou?

To look at the silver lining, had Puncheon not thrown his toys out of the pram, he'd have carried on in the first team, and we'd have only one small saleable asset and a schoolkid, instead of the two saleable assets we have now. (Not that we should sell Oxo of course) Race doesn't come into it imo. We all love Saints and Puncheon made comments about the club we love so dislike him for that. I love my fiancee, if Puncheon made comments about her, I'd dislike him for that too.

He has a big arse and he runs in a funny way. Cheap shot but I feel better.

Just last week I bought some. Crunchy Nut Bites pwn, but I just fancied them as a change.

Are you sure your Willy doesn't bat for the other side? Not you personally, just your willy. My Willy gets excited at pretty much all women. It's not choosy.

I think we should all put forward statements saying that it was Puncheon that bottled that guy instead of Lee. I'll pay the guy off to change his statement. Who's in?

I would sex up Richard Chaplow. Tis the bald head that turns me on. Wait, this is the Muppet Show right? No? Ok then... I'm not sure if it counts but Milly Clode on SSN (a rather weak attempt at a bird "in" football), would be ruined.

I once had sex with a kiwi. Apparently she was working in this country on her year off. She had a nice pear and a peachy bum and she let me cumquat all over her face and pop her cherry.

"Blackpool are shafted from the Premier League after losing a mother****ing last-day match against ****s Manchester "Bumbanger" United." Lol

My other half is penguin mad and she's adopted many of them. There's one in the Sealife centre in Weymouth i'm being made to drive her to see in July, which I don't mind so much, as there's another in New Zealand, and I can't afford to go there.

I'm your age tdd, and i'm finding it harder to cope with the day after a session, but I would never, ever give up booze. I'd rather give up Saints, fags and my missus than booze. This might make me sound like an alcoholic, but doing shiftwork, fortunately sessions are few and far between.

I am of the belief West Ham and Brum will struggle next season once the vultures have ripped them apart.

But Rickie Lambert Goalscoring Machine only works if you have a player called Rickie Lambert...

Swansea and Reading both losing the play off final is funnier.

I am more scared of the living than the dead. I refuse to stop myself debunking the ghost theory, as I want to believe the paranormal exists, but my educated self does think ghosts and the like are a load of bullplop. As a former agoraphobic, groups of the living used to unsettle me, if I did happen upon a ghost or entity, I'd find it more interesting than scary. That said, the only eerie thing I've encountered was in my old house, my dog at the time sat bolt upright next to the stairs. I hadn't heard anything but he must've. I went upstairs to check on the windows and we wouldn't follow me up, even when called. This from the most loyal dog in the world. I found nothing, was weird though. By and large it's the mind playing tricks on you. The Fright Night mazes for example, just actors but they get people screaming. Does anyone remember a programme in the 90's one Halloween featuring a live ghost hunt in a haunted house? I forget its name but it scared the bejeezus out of me at the time, turns out it was a scripted drama. Had Michael Parkinson in it I think...

Relegation from the Championship had become an inevitability, I support any manager we have, and in the very early days I thought Poortvliet would be ok, Holmes was looking good. Then he got injured and our form just crashed. Premiership relegation hurt much worse, all the effort Matt, Franny, Doddy and co put into keeping us up all through the 90's was wiped out by some gutless displays and dodgy signings. The ultimate punishment was going 1 nil up against United on the final day, and losing. How many minutes were we safe for on that final day?

Good news about Harding, my favourite player.

Is this he??? I can honestly say I've never seen this player play for us before, so we must be awaiting his signing...

Ronnie Corbett. 'Twould make my penis look massive.

Checked in on the Posh forum last night, and they talk about CMS as if he's 100% leaving. Talk of who will replace him is rife, so they sound pretty certain they won't hold onto him, promotion or not. It also sounds like they believe he's off to Norwich, as per Norwich's earlier season bid, but with Norwich achieving promotion, I get the feeling CMS won't be too high up on their list of striker signings now, which could put us in a very sweet position.