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I alter my earlier decision after a telling off. Of course, I want us to draw Norwich. Ahem.

Money-bags Leicester City are ready to make Billy Sharp one of the Championship’s highest paid players with a deal that could earn him more than £5million over three-and-a-half years. The Foxes are set to snap up Doncaster hitman Sharp this month, hoping that he’ll shoot them into the Premier League as quickly as possible. If he succeeds he will hit the jackpot. Sharp, 25, has hit 10 goals for lowly Rovers this term, and averaged more than a goal every other game. If Rovers, as expected, accept City’s £3million offer, then Sharp will win a contract until June 2015, worth nearly £28,000 a week, and rising to nearer £40,000 a week in the Premier League.He will also be guaranteed a £200,000 signing-on fee. Sharp will be offered a Premiership retention bonus of £250,000, payable at the end of each season that top flight status is assured. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Leicester-City-chase-Doncaster-striker-Billy-Sharp-article850452.html For that money, they're welcome to him. Leicester fans on their forum are talking as though he's already signed. Crazy money though.

I am hardcore.

Want? Liverpool, not fussed home or away. We'll get? Stevenage. IMO

First time a lucky smoke has worked for me. Honourable mention to Ohio for the idea. Pleased with the win. I feel for the Coventry fans. That could so easily have been us. (and was three years ago.)

I take full credit for this win.

Lucky smoke time.

I've tried it, doesn't work either. (Fun though.) We need all the help we can get. Here's an inspirational picture for you lot to touch...

That makes a lot of sense actually, but while I'm not listening to the game, you've got to give Doble a bit longer. See how he fares by 60 then sub him if needed.

Can we hijack the lads' half time Lucozades and lace it with this stuff? Could help.

Rodriguez scores for Burnley. I reckon he'll still be there come the end of January.

Stuck at work again, but doing a job that enables me to skive off for a bit and follow the action. Wish I hadn't bothered now! Are we doing nuns again or what?

TalkSport just said Sharp not playing today and available for £1.8 million. Seems like a move is imminent to a very lucky club.

Nope, the bit of sea just to the right of New Zealand's south island. (The exact point of the other side of the world from Britannia Road, Southampton) I am not ITK.

I earn about that, but I'm not single. You're tempting me to dump the fiancee.

Danny Sea born.

TBF I think Commons would be a good signing, but people are saying that he does get injured a lot, and I'd hope we're past signing crocks. Could he make the step up to the Premiership too? I'm not so sure. I'd liken him to Peter Whittingham, and I know who I'd rather have.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?34925-Southampton-tracking-Kris-Commons.

RIP Bob. I was watching Blockbusters recently on Challenge. Still a quality programme, I'd have loved to have gone on there. Great theme tune too.

I'll be working my ******** off on the Tube. (...and putting in for as much overtime as my body will allow.)

Been saying it for three HCDAJFU threads in the last couple of years. I'm no scout, but the lad has always been a goalscorer, and is still young enough to get better.

While I didn't see the Palace League Cup game, I reckon that we'd have had a chance of winning that with the team we put out, but if we had better strikers in reserve. I think a few of the youngsters could be lining the bench on Saturday. Initially I straight away agreed with the OP, to put out the full first eleven, but then I think about the reason for our poor form, and the players are knackered. Drop Lallana for sure, the three CM's are ok because they rotate anyway, Guly deserves a rest but we may need his creativity, and I'd argue about resting Jos but I don't think we have a replacement. Frazer can rest if Butterfield is fit. The big question is Bart. I trust him.

Crawley Town are trying to sign Rudi Skacel from Hearts. They'll have a hell of a wait on their hands.

Gabby Yorath, get yer vag out. lolz To be fair, I've never minded her at all, I remember a good 15 years or so ago I saw her on They Think It's All Over - and she seemed very knowledgeable then and had a fun streak.

Equus. (Just wanted to tidy that one up)