Whitey Grandad

You left out Stephens.

For coming onto the pitch to fetch a loose ball.

I found it all very disappointing. I couldn't find a half and half scarf anywhere 😒

Political? Not me.

Yep. 'Unless she was fraudulent'

You see, that's where the likes of you and me are different. I have empathy for my fellow citizens. You're missing the wider point, although I gave a pointer earlier. If taxes weren't so high there would be less incentive to avoid them.

Unless...

Taxes to grind.

And it woke her up in the morning.

Indeed. Ours are the best that money can buy.

It's all a question of degree. Make all tax 5% and nobody would bother trying to avoid it. At 80% nobody wants to pay it.

He's waiting for a boat across to Dover.

You can't steal your own money. Government taxation is legalised daylight robbery.

If it's lawful how can it be cheating?

Does she have a choice? We don't.

True. They wouldn't shed a tier.

At best.

Not watching the Great British Bake Off. Or any cooking programme come to that. Or any programme involving candidate eliminations.

Tax avoidance is of course legal.

They fleece it more efficiently.

Unless he was there...

You must have also dreamt that we are still in the Premier League.

Wherever that took place. If indeed it did. Sources differ.

Isn't that somewhat one dimensional? Or two maybe, but certainly lacking a dimension. Or two.

Semantics here. It's a coastal body of water because it reaches 'the coast'. It doesn't folow littorally that the boundary on the sides of it is a coast. After all, it's not called Southampton Sea, is it?