Whitey Grandad

Why start with Tella when we’ve got Che on the bench? Why leave him on when he’s obviously painfully ineffective? What has Adam Armstrong said or done that he never gets a run out? Whenever I’ve seen him play he looks lively. I didn’t realise Diallo was on the pitch until half time. What is the point?

Man City are four points ahead of them so if we beat them tonight they cannot make up the difference and City will win the League title. What a lovely thought.

A salesperson who refuses to do presentations? Whatever next, a surgeon who can’t stand the sight of blood?

Not even right on the half way line. Those would be the ‘padded seats’. The ones with reduced leg room.

She's an actress. It looked to me like acting, not genuine.

2-3 now

Leeds have finished 1-1 so we are mathematically safe.

We are safe even if Leeds draw.

Now 2-2

Changin’

Troo dat

That’s hardly a resounding endorsement.

Not some people, only me as far as I can recall so why don’t you come out and name names? The football that we played was dire.

Indeed. It’s deflection tactics aimed at a non-event. Flimsy to say the least.

Spot on

We might have drawn

All over the place yesterday, no shape or cohesion. Rolling around like a tray of marbles on a ship in a storm.

But was it socialising or was it a continuation of a political meeting? We’re they playing ABBA records, for example?

“You should work from home if you can.” Apart from that?

“And always keep a-hold of NurseFor fear of finding something worse.” https://allpoetry.com/poem/8493335-Jim-by-Hilaire-Belloc

Do I need to bring my knitting?

Don’t forget that because of the World Cup next season starts a little earlier on 6th August. That’s if we’re still in it, of course.

Our two draws against them seem a long while ago now.

Last home game of the season. Lap of appreciation anybody? Will there be anybody left in the stands to see it?

Ant