Whitey Grandad

Not really. If you keep a clean sheet you can’t lose, but if you let in two goals you have to score at least two yourself which is asking a lot.

You know that this 15th spot is only temporary, right? It’s where we finish over a complete season that matters. And that may well turn out to be 15th but we’re only a third of the way through at the moment.

That was just one example. Many other countries are available.

It used to be that they would ask him to go and consult his linesman.

I'm wrong? Are you trying to tell me that Brian Clough didnt't try to be nice to referees?

That was Brian Clough's philosophy.

Whose poverty line is that?

We do, but the people that I have seen are unskilled, have no capital to bring into the country and have no knowledge or experience of western culture and expected behaviour. We already have more than enough potential trainees for such jobs in our country.

Ouistreham used to be a lovely little seaside port where you could wait quietly for your ferry by the riverside until boarding started. Then a few years ago the migrants arrived and started living in tents and trying to force their way onto lorries and that’s when the fences and razor wire were put in place. There are armed officials patrolling the dock area too. These migrants are all of a similar demographic and in my opinion regarding unlikely to become doctors or university lecturers any time soon. They are without exception young males and my guess would be from somewhere like Somalia or similar.

I agree. “Nothing beats a settled team”

As the Psychiatrist says in Fawlty Towers, ”There’s enough material there for an entire conference”

I’ve been away for a few weeks but didn’t Arsenal also lose 4-0 to them?

A penalty for handball do you mean?

They are supposed to get a test within two days of arrival. Yeah, right.

You can’t score a goal with your hands. Until 2019 a goalkeeper could throw the ball into the opposition net and score but no longer.

Mutations are also the reason that the Spanish Flu virus is not as deadly as it once was.

I was there with my daughter. One of David Hirst’s best games for us before his final injury problems if I remember correctly.

It would explain things. I've had three doses of the vaccines this year and sure enough nine years ago I had a heart attack.

Wasn’t Redmond recently pregnant?

If it's less deadly it's a good thing. If it's worse we might be in trouble.

I thought every club did that?

The simplest solution is usually the correct one.

Plus parking at the stadium on non match days.

Oh FFS!

Wasn’t it Alan Ball who said that he realised that he was talking to a bunch of millionaires and that he was wasting his time trying to inspire them?