Whitey Grandad

Your accountant is the one to go to here.

Is this an email from Nigeria?

Blue

Two pools and chlorine! Luxury! I bet it even had a roof on it. Ours was open air and filled direct from the sea complete with everything that was floating in it.

Of what happening? Him signing, or being sold or leaving for free? Surely there’s a 100% chance of one of them happening?

Would you buy him based on what you’ve seen?

One reason why we should avoid putting him in the shop window.

Is Myfanwy her name or what she’s offering?

Or we might get automatic. There’s no way of knowing.

Yet we achieved promotion with him in goal most of the time.

It wasn’t the same team.

That's hardly an incentive to win, is it?

Football isn't played on spreadsheets. His clangef was against Salah was nothing to do with Russball.

Have you ever tried checking any facts in China?

Save it by putting it in cold storage.

Er... Mo Salah?

How much do we have to pay them?

Doctor to patient, "I'm afraid you only have two weeks left to live" Patient, "Oh dear. In that case I'll have the last two weeks in August"

You mean he pisses in the corner of his living room?

“…heavy rains from El Niño last year fuelled vegetation growth, which has since dried out during the recent prolonged dry spell and, along with strong winds, created perfect conditions for wildfires to spread.” Dr. RAE North https://www.turbulenttimes.co.uk/news/front-page/media-deflection/

It’s to spread the magic more widely.

Whelmed

But remember we are now ‘Freed from Desire’

I share your pain. I promised my wife that I would keep going to the football with my eldest grandson but he finishes university this summer and is most likely going to be away from home next year without a car. He is very unlikely to renew his season ticket and quite frankly so am I for different reasons. We might get memberships and go to the occasional game but the days of devoted attendance are past.