Whitey Grandad

No it's not. The nearest anagram is "miles real"

Anch'io

Nasty little sh!t (Not you Shroppie)

The website wait time is down to less than 2 minutes at the moment

Yes. Just click on the block and up comes a layout of indivdual seats. You have to move the red 'window' around to look for seats within that block. Take careful note of which is the pitch side.

The system seemed to work well for me. The only criticism was that I had to keep trying various areas of the stadium until I found a couple of seats together which involved a bit of going backwards and forwards. I would recommend not using Safari on an iPad. I have had problems on several ticketing systems with it.

FFS Of course I'm not serious

Barry Gabbiadini?

Then you'll probably miss kick-off

The corporates take a big lump. The clubs get somewhere north of 31,000 each

I shall be online for our two tickets as soon as is practical. I would prefer near the halfway line and not too far back but not to low down. Just right would be ideal. My first trip to Wembley was back in the 60s (?) with my dad to see Enfield Town play somebody or other and we sat on a wooden bench right in front of the Royal Box. Something like that would be good for this one

Yes, it's been like that for a couple of businesses round here. There have been seasonal droops before but not normally at this time of year.

What do we know? Maybe he upped his demands at the last minute.

Get it? Got it! Good

I'm looking forward to it

Absolutely. Losing becomes a habit.

Even an indecent one would do.

Aké played for Bournemouth at Morecambe in the EFL Cup on 24th August.

Kensington or Buckingham?

Normally a player is only Cup-tied if they actually get onto the pitch during a previous round. There will be a deadline day for eligibility but I don't think that will bother us.

I went for the SMI50C16GB at £449 from Currys including delivery. I installed it myself over last weekend but that was interrupted by haeing to go and sit through some awful football match. They would have fitted it for £90 and taken the old one away for £19.99 but I managed to do all that myself and felt better for it. I was replacing an existing semi-intergrated old Hotpoint model so the water suply and drain connections were already there. I had to relieve the opening on one side of the door but that had never been right anyway. When the Hotpoint was originally installed the fitter buggered up the door so I still had the replacement one that had never been fitted. We also looked at a Miele but the reviews all said that the cycle time was a bit too long. Besides, the Bosch was about £40 cheaper. The only other problem was cleaning out all the debris and broken glass from under the units. The spiders were not too big.

But only after he has signed.

At least I might be able to read the dial.

And watching the matches is a bleeding waste of f***ing time?

Brought in during 1992 as a result of the 1990 World Cup. Some of us oldies remember shouting 'steps' to the referee well before that when they were prevented from running around the penalty area with the ball. Some teams just used to waste time by passing the ball backwards and forwards between the goalkeeper and a defender.