Whitey Grandad

Twitter is not broadcasting, nothing on the World Wide Web is broadcast. You have to go and look for it. It's the equivalent of posting a notice on your front door.

For most people posting on twitter counts as being silent. I would not describe that as a public statement. I won't beat him up over it though.

But there are limits on what we should allow.

Five games at 15:00, three at 17:30.

Agreed, but they might cripple a few of our players with their hoofball cloggers.

Good idea. More fracking needed.

I must learn how to say that. It might come in useful one day.

Quite true. But a young male from Syria is a more likely threat than one from Aberystwyth.

Fair enough. It probably looks ok from their side. I'm watching the game at the moment. They are a very rough and ready side who like to put it about a bit. No skills required.

This does not of course mean that every migrant or refugee is a terrorist, just a potential terrorist, but I see no need to go out of our way to help any of them come here, quite the opposite.

Not upside down but back to front. They have written on the other side of the flag, but I expect they're used to dealing with backsides. Genuine respect for the gesture though.

Apparently it was originally 15:00 and I've still got that time in my phone schedule. Is there some requirement to have at least 46 hours or so between games?

Actually 17:30. I don't know why either.

Nope. For some reason BT are showing Man Utd v Chelsea at that the same time. Arsenal also kick off at 17:30 at home to Bournemouth. Might be some interesting conversations on the trains back from Waterloo.

And the problem with virgins is that once you use them they lose their status. I doubt that these psychopaths are doing this for the virgins. At this stage we can only restate our sympathy and support with the French people. Sadly I can only see more incidents of this type and no easy solutions.

I'm sure you're right, along with the Major in Fawlty Towers. Surely the point of such characters is to be able to bring their attitudes into the open and demonstrate how out of date they are? Warren was a great character actor who made his parts his own. May he Rest In Peace.

I agree with you. His positioning is particularly bad when he plays full back.

And lick my boots on the way past

It's just bad manners and extremely selfish. Leave whenever you want but don't disturb other people's enjoyment of the game.

A win and a clean sheet. Luvverly jubberly

For protection. It's an inflatable splint.

Did somebody call? In my opinion TV has too much influence already and I blame Sky as much as anybody. Their so-called analysis just consists of trying to make a controversy out of something that doesn't exist. Football as it exists is a wonderful game but the laws are by their very nature imprecise and depend on an individual making a quick decision and I see nothing wrong with that. From what I have seen of cricket and especially rugby I don't think that the TV referee does anything to enhance the game and only leads to delays and confusion.

Did he get that through having to keep picking the ball out of the net last week?

Some assists are better or more significant others. I have never felt that any were significant unless the ball was laid on a plate for somebody. It's a team game and as long as the team keeps scoring I'm happy.

Thanks It's rough and raining at the moment so I'm thinking of flying back.