Whitey Grandad

Did we pinch him fromSpuds? http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/01/tottenham-set-to-sign-sadio-mane-as-agent-arrives-in-england-ahead-of-11-8m-transfer-4852728/

Unlikely. Hull were knocked out last week.

Disappointed

Gloating is so undignified, I'd rather we didn't. Unless your name's Gloatboy of course.

Do they count as a 'mid-table club? I saw a reference to a £4m loan fee required for him.

Or not Toe-bee? That is the question.

That's the idea. They run around a lot shaking up a settled defence thus creating opportunities for others,

Page 65 of the Mail this morning: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2739213/Ronald-Koeman-targets-Champions-League-Southampton-three-years-West-Ham-win.html

No, he probably found out it was a Ryanair flight to London landing in Belfast

Euros, not pounds, so it's even less. A mere pittance

Are you sure it was an eel?

That's the bit where the sun shines

'Bint' is an Arabic word, and 'one complete knob' could be translated as 'mass willy' so don't be too sure.

At least if we get him he won't score a match-winning goal against us again.

They only do that when they're about to leave for their spiritual home or their boyhood dream or if their head's somewhere else.

Rubbish, I'm still here, and so are some of my mates

An dross Townsend today.

They called us a 'bag of weasels'. I quite like that

No, only 23 until the window blows shut.

I thought Alderweireld was the name of an airport?

Fortunately I watched extended coverage on Sky's Saturday night choice thingy.

We can't possibly know that, I doubt it made the slightest difference.

He could have closed down more quickly. There was not much conviction in his attempt, he looked more like he was keeping his body out if the way.

Don't be such a drama queen.

Yes indeed. So far, so good.