Whitey Grandad

When I was a kid in the fifties I used to find bottles and empty crates of Oranjeboom washed up on the beach near Harwich. I used to think they were really exotic but now I prefer Amstel. I expect a visit to the brewery and a few free pints later had something to do with it.

Sorry, I'll go back to sleep.

One really has to pity some of these emerging, under-developed countries. Their poor players still have to use communal baths and can't even afford a roof!

From the Independent: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2091896-manchester-united-transfer-news-luke-shaw-reportedly-agrees-to-staggering-terms?utm_source=outbrain.com&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=uk-sports

I've never tried muttsnuts, is it any good on toast?

He may have been a c**t but he's our c**t now

In my day it wasn't red, it was a different shade of grey.

With all the changes to personnel and playing system I expect this will be a season of reconstruction.

Yes, very trying.

Rooney couldn't even take a corner. End of discussion.

There's a place for pace but running full tilt into brick walls and blind alleys isn't it.

Wilfred Bony

Good choice, but he played 40 times for Wales. Otherwise, perfect.

Perhaps she's fed up with being ignored when she goes out to pubs?

Wasn't he included in that famous documentary about Graham Taylor? Even then he didn't appear to be the slickest tongue in the speaking world.

Rooney and Gerrard?

Quite right. In the last five minutes Italy had filled the box and we only had three players anywhere near it, and none inside.

He wasn't crap. He was far worse than that.

It's good for the one being nepoted.

To be fair, I think that's only true in England. I don't think the rest of the world is afraid of them.

Too many players trying to beat the player in front of them instead of moving the ball on quickly. Rooney's missed chance was when our World Cup exit was confirmed.

Me too I'd already started eating my words.

BOGOF, innit.

Personally, I think Gerrard's over the hill. Wait for another slip in midfield.

I prefer Mankpool.