Whitey Grandad

Heap good.

Didn't you see Le Tiss, or doesn't he count as English? Yes, Gazza was something special. My brother-in-law used to drink with him and Gazza even out drank him, which is saying something.

Why don't you just put your camera away and enjoy the game instead?

The selfish pillock. He's paid to be available if picked and paid very well. He's an ok keeper but not entirely reliable. I think we've done the right thing in getting an upgrade.

No, he missed out on us.

I thought about it but it's a bit of a cheat, really. The same goes for all the 'Best of..' discs.

That's always going to be the dilemma, and the last thing we want is an England call up. Perhaps we should stick to producing players not quite good enough for the Champions League.

I think you give us too much credit. As if the club gives a toss.

Good player, great promise, still gas a lot to learn and when he does he will be up there with the best.

It's pronounced 'YAWN'

At last, a man of principle! You should be stuffed and mounted, but not necessarily in that order

What would you have instead? Whatever you choose would cost us a hell of a lot more.

That's even weirder. What do you call people who have sex with the blind?

Too young.

Is that cooked, with onions? If not, you're weird.

I think ales will be going very well.

I'd love to help but... what's a discotheque???

Of course he would have. Liverpool at Anfield innit.

A while ago I had lunch with someone who used to have a box but when we got to this league Cortese raised all the prices and he walked away. Cortese tried to call him back as he was walking out but he had had enough.

A while ago I had lunch with someone who used to have a box but when we got to this league Cortese raised all the prices and he walked away. Cortese tried to call him back as he was walking out but he had had enough.

Me too, it's like they're talking another language, like. It won't be too long before the day comes when it's time to slip quietly out the door whilst everybody else is having all the fun.

Me too, it's like they're talking another language, like. It won't be too long before the day comes when it's time to slip quietly out the door whilst everybody else is having all the fun.

'Ought to have scored' perhaps. He had Glen Johnson's big head in his face though.

'Ought to have scored' perhaps. He had Glen Johnson's big head in his face though.