Whitey Grandad

Hmm, that might take more than a couple of years...

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For a moment I thought that was a speed eating contest for twins

That free kick was top, top class.

He doesn't seem to mention Andy Carroll. How much did they improve him?

New manager, new team. Simple.

Yes, indeed. There used to be an entrance exam question along the lines of 'How many molecules of Caesar's last breath are in your lungs at this moment?' Everything is recycled. I wonder what they'll make out of me? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-22479216 No surprise really, to be honest it tastes like **** already.

Perhaps your brains are getting addled.

Bread and butter, they get that every couple of years. Commission on transfers is extra luvvly jubbly.

I'm Tintin and so's my wife.

They're good in parts. How much are we going to shell out for him?

Constructive dismissal, surely?

Hope all goes well. Don't forget to let us know you're ok, once you've come to your senses, of course

So maybe it wasn't actually aimed at Saints fans?

Plenty of time to buy a few players. Remind me when the transfer window closes?

It's the 2nd of July. Go away and come back in August before you start worrying.

Oh. I thought it said 'no entry'

They don't go on strike or they wouldn't get paid. They just have a run of niggling little injuries that can't be identified.

By that time it wouldn't be modern

Oh dear, that means he'll be off soon.

Not 'at any cost'. None of them would leave for less money.

People who don't understand mpeg video encoding shouldn't be allowed anywhere near video evidence. It wasn't filmed in slow-motion so where did the new video come from? It was interpolated from a succession of stills. Modern video cameras do not record fast-moving images very well.

Timing is everything. This was too little, too late.

Need you ask? MLT every time.

Euros, that is.