Whitey Grandad

Out of interest, what does the map for Norway look like? Blue parrots everywhere?

Not so Sir, I happen to agree with you.

Try telling that to their parents.

And, of course, the higher concentration of CO2 in the atmosphere is a large factor in the increased crop production.

Minus the VAT, agents' fees, golden goodbyes...

Hmm... man riding uphill would have been more impressive What's the point? The best that can happen is that you get back where you started in the same condition as when you left. The same applies to parachuting, skydiving, potholing, Russian roulette...

Very good Quite a few years ago I saw a programme about the world's energy needs and for an American production it was quite balanced. It looked at biofuels and solar farms and concluded that we would need to dedicate about 16% of the world's land surface to it. To put this into perspective they said that this was also the proportion of land area that was currently used for agriculture. Apparently nothing comes close to matching the energy-producing density of a typical power station.

Lallana's taken a while to reach his present level and from what I can remember wasn't playing regularly to start with. I suppose initially I viewed him in the same way as all those other youngsters who started playing the odd game for us before eventually being shipped out to pastures new, in some cases never to be heard from again. If he were to leave now he'd leave a big hole in our team but in his early days I think we would have got over it quite quickly. Le Tissier is a unique case. I never really thought that he would leave although I suppose the closest came in 1992 at the end of the season. I've always been wary about forming emotional attachments and as far as our academy is concerned I suppose I view it somewhat like someone who breeds horses to sell. Don't make pets out of any of them.

Thanks, apology accepted

I enjoy it but I am a realist Logic doesn't come into it when emotions are involved. I cannot get emotionally attached to anyone who probably isn't going to stick around. I'm a realist and I've seen it all before. Young lad comes through the ranks, looks exciting, makes mistakes but we make allowances for that because he's still learning, and then he's off for bigger bucks at a bigger club. I've enjoyed his performances this season although there have been a few mistakes in positioning. I don't think our home form has been particularly good, to be honest. Me too, but once he's gone we'll hardly hear a mention of Southampton and the role we played. How many people know that Shearer started his career here? I'm not depressed about the situation, just resigned to the fact that if anybody is any good then they won't be hanging around for very long.

Was this a normal scheduled press conference or something extra?

(Thanks Bearsy)

Satisfactory. Could do better. 6/10 See me.

Sadly I can never get excited when I see him play because I somehow don't feel that he's going to be with us for long. Because of that I don't think of him as a Saints player, just a short-term stand-in.

Sadly I can never get excited when I see him play because I somehow don't feel that he's going to be with us for long. Because of that I don't think of him as a Saints player, just a short-term stand-in.

Two of my grandchildren have started this dreadful business. Are these ones that you want or ones that you are getting rid of?

Good, honest debate and differences of opinion presented with passion. What's not to like?

Well, suck on this!

That's my understanding too. Thank goodness somebody still cares for the rights of the poor downtrodden.

Me too. The first are probably quite old by now and somewhere below waist level. If you like these I recommend right-clicking on them and then 'save picture as'.

Or was it like these? (By the way, if a person's name ends in an 's' then the possessive is formed by adding 's so Master Bates would have shown us Master Bates's gif.)

These?

It was by Matt Ridley who I should have credited in my link. I don't think the concerns are so much with the west as with the growth in the rest of the world. Either way, there is never any room for complacency.

An interesting train of thought from The Times By Matt Ridley last week: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/opinion/article4068299.ece You'll need to be logged in as a member to read it and if I get into trouble for this I apologise in advance: The world’s climate change experts are now saying that strong growth doesn’t hurt the environment, it protects it In the past 50 years, world per capita income roughly trebled in real terms, corrected for inflation. If it continues at this rate (and globally the great recession of recent years was a mere blip) then it will be nine times as high in 2100 as it was in 2000, at which point the average person in the world will be earning three times as much as the average Briton earns today. I make this point partly to cheer you up on Easter Monday about the prospects for your great-grandchildren, partly to start thinking about what that world will be like if it were to happen, and partly to challenge those who say with confidence that the future will be calamitous because of climate change or environmental degradation. The curious thing is that they only predict disaster by assuming great enrichment. But perversely, the more enrichment they predict, the greater the chance (they also predict) that we will solve our environmental problems. Past performance is no guide to future performance, of course, and a well aimed asteroid could derail any projection. But I am not the one doing the extrapolating. In 2012, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) asked the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) to generate five projections for the economy of the world, and of individual countries, in 2050 and 2100. They make fascinating reading. The average per capita income of the world in 2100 is projected to be between three and 20 times what it is today in real terms. The OECD’s “medium” scenario, known as SSP2, also known as “middle of the road” or “muddling through”, sounds pretty dull. It is a world in which, in the OECD’s words, “trends typical of recent decades continue” with “slowly decreasing fossil fuel dependency”, uneven development of poor countries, delayed achievement of Millennium Development Goals, disappointing investment in education and “only intermediate success in addressing air pollution or improving energy access for the poor”. And yet this is a world in which by 2100 the global average income per head has increased 13-fold to $100,000 (in 2005 dollars) compared with $7,800 today. Britain will be very slightly below that average by then, yet has still trebled its income per head. According to this middling scenario, the average citizen of the Democratic Republic of Congo, who today earns $300 a year, will then earn $42,000, or roughly what an American earns today. The average Indonesian, Brazilian or Chinese will be at least twice as rich as today’s American. Remember this is in today’s money, corrected for inflation, but people will be spending it on tomorrow’s technologies, most of which will be cleverer, cleaner and kinder to the environment than today’s — and all for the same price. Despite its very modest assumptions, it is an almost unimaginable world: picture Beverly Hills suburbs in Kinshasa where pilotless planes taxi to a halt by gravel drives (or something equally futuristic). Moreover, the OECD reckons that inequality will have declined, because people in poor countries will have been getting rich faster than people in rich countries, as is happening now. All five storylines produce a convergence, though at different rates, between the incomes of poor and rich countries. Can the planet survive this sort of utopian plutocracy? Actually, here it gets still more interesting. The IPCC has done its own projections to see what sort of greenhouse gas emissions these sorts of world would produce, and vice versa. The one that produces the lowest emissions is the one with the highest income per head in 2100 — a 16-fold increase in income but lower emissions than today: climate change averted. The one that produces the highest emissions is the one with the lowest GDP — a mere trebling of income per head. Economic growth and ecological improvement go together. And it is not mainly because environmental protection produces higher growth, but vice versa. More trade, more innovation and more wealth make possible greater investment in low-carbon energy and smarter adaptation to climate change. Next time you hear some green, doom-mongering Jeremiah insisting that the only way to avoid Armageddon is to go back to eating home-grown organic lentils cooked over wood fires, ask him why it is that the IPCC assumes the very opposite. In the IPCC’s nightmare high-emissions scenario, with almost no cuts to emissions by 2100, they reckon there might be north of 4 degrees of warming. However, even this depends on models that assume much higher “climate sensitivity” to carbon dioxide than the consensus of science now thinks is reasonable, or indeed than their own expert assessment assumes for the period to 2035. And in this storyline, by 2100 the world population has reached 12 billion, almost double what it was in 2000. This is unlikely, according to the United Nations: 10.9 billion is reckoned more probable. With sluggish economic growth, the average income per head has (only) trebled. The world economy is using a lot of energy, improvements in energy efficiency having stalled, and about half of it is supplied by coal, whose use has increased tenfold, because progress in other technologies such as shale gas, solar and nuclear has been disappointing. I think we can all agree that this is a pretty unlikely future. It’s roughly like projecting forward from 1914 to a wealthy 2000 but with more people, lots more horse-drawn carriages and coal-fuelled steamships, and no clean-air acts. But the point is that making these sorts of assumption is the only way you can get to really high levels of carbon dioxide in 2100. And even so, remember, the average person is three times as rich. If the food supply had collapsed and fossil fuels had run out, then there would hardly be 12 billion people burning ten times as much coal and living like kings, would there? You cannot have it both ways. These IPCC and OECD reports are telling us clear as a bell that we cannot ruin the climate with carbon dioxide unless we get a lot more numerous and richer. And they are also telling us that if we get an awful lot richer, we are likely to have invented the technologies to adapt, and to reduce our emissions, so we are then less likely to ruin the planet. Go figure.

Yeah, that review hasn't understood the issue. A few sunspots don't make much change to the total solar irradiance and there is something more complex at work. There is definitely a correlation between the sunspot cycle and the earth's weather but the mechanism is not scientifically understood. From this review: 'Additional climate forcing by changes in the Sun's output of ultraviolet light, and of magnetized plasmas, cannot be ruled out. The suggested mechanisms are, however, too complex to evaluate meaningfully at present.' More reading. This rather lazily talks about 'solar radiation' which covers many aspects: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/sep/6/global-warming-fanatics-take-note/