Whitey Grandad

Hmm, now you're talking. I might even watch that. How much is sponsorship?

Will they be smaller and cheaper?

Indeed, I just wish we didn't have to pay for it.

Not found another job.

Oh god no, let some other poor buggers pay for it. We couldn't afford the last one.

Not again At least it won't be in black and white this time.

Evasion is illegal. If there's a profit then you'll pay tax on it.

These two comments are mutually exclusive.

We bought our house at the same time and in the same close as Ivan Golac. My daughter went to school with his and he came to my house one evening to watch Saints knock Man Utd out of the cup because he didn't have Sky. We used to chat regularly. My daughter also used to sit next to Alan Ball's son Jimmy at junior school.

But then they would have been called Tearsy or Hearsy.

Alexander Dumas, pére et fils. The Count of Monte Cristo, The Three Musketeers, and much more.

Thanks, that's better.

Worth a try, surely?

Au contraire, mon ami. I was saying that the Dumas father and son were great literary proponents.

It should be 'dumbass', unless you are talking about the great French writers.

Both the Mail and The Times gave him a 9 and man of the match.

Well there's a surprise

Ah, you youngsters it explains it here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18233844

What does everybody see in James Milner?

It's a fine decision to be made. Reduce prices and encourage larger crowds or maintain a higher price and keep you profit margins up. Other considerations such as pleasing the fans or creating a good atmosphere that might help to propel the team into the next round are secondary these days. I'm afraid this is a business, not a club.

In Germany BMWs are butchers' cars. Men of importance drive Mercedes.

Have faith, people, have faith. In Rickie we trust

The players are paid out of the main annual income, probably the TV monies alone would more than cover them. What we are considering here is incremental income which is over and above the fixed overheads. So, for example, extra costs for policing, lighting are incurred but Council Tax is already accounted for.

Not even Bearsy could do three nurses in one day.

You've forgotten VAT. You can't include players' wages because they'd get those even if they didn't play, unless there is appearance money.