Whitey Grandad

Did anybody else see this in the Mail? SOUTHAMPTON scouts watched Maribor's Slovenia midfielder Goran Cvijanovi last night.

He was nearer the goal line than the second-las defender, but it's all a bit academic, isn't it?

It's ok, I have tablets for that. It's the only excitement I get. I've given up sex, it wasn't very hard

I remember a series of 30-minute plays called Comedy Playhouse which gave writers the chance to try various formats.many classics started with one of these. I thought there were only a couple of series but apparently not: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy_Playhouse

What would she know, she picked you?

This. It gives more options and cover in case of injuries. Exciting times

Now I know why it's called 'come dancing'.

Actually, Tehease

So.... all that nagging had the right effect

So far, so good.

Yeah, we had two players in the middle of the box, one well offside and the other beyond level. That's enough for the flag to go up. 30 years ago there wouldn't even be a debate but they keep fiddling with this blasted law.

Lallana was offside as well, let's not try to stretch things too far.

You thin so?

Is that the standard version or the hd?

He should get out more, find a girl, settle down...

It's good he's taking his time, I wouldn't want him to feel that he has been pressganged into the move.

Merson was obviously impressed.

Jay Rodriquez, I believe. I think there was enough for it to be flagged. New rules? I'm out of touch, must check up.

MOD analysed it. Can't say they were wrong to disallow it.

Anch'io. My French customer used to say: "I like Italians. They're like a Frenchman but with a sense of humour".

First Kenyan to play in the Premier League (Don't know if mentioned before)

Brilliant! Great win, Rickie looks delighted (shirts look crap though).

Exactly. And surely it must have been suspicious that two teenage girls suddenly hop over to Peru for a few days? Basic profiling would have flagged them.

They've missed a few. I'm not in that list for a start.

I agree. That's why I re-posted the link, there are some who wouldn't visit the site on principle.