Whitey Grandad

I don't want a tactical genius, I want an expert strategist.

This case is outside the territories and jurisdiction of the UK. Basically, you're on your own love.

Hmm... Looks like a bunny-boiler to me.

Another heroic failure, really.

Bugger, Reading.

5 points, surely?

Please don't tell me that Fox has started in preference to Shaw?

There used to be a lot of supply but it kept getting used.

The houses are overvalued because the demand is too high.

Just a word of warning... My daughter got an email from Amazon saying that her order had been dispatched. Her 4-year old son had ordered himself a couple of Disney Cars at over £20 and it was too late to cancel. At the moment he has nearly £300 of goods in his basket.

I was there but I missed it. I saw Le Tiss take the shot which was more like a back pass and looked down at Stuart Ripley who was in yards of open space on the right. The next thing I hear is all the cheering and the ball's in the net.

Something needs to change. In this case 'human rights' should not apply.

That's where the word 'bunker' comes from.

I don't think I've seen that show. Any good? Or was that your stage name?

Nothing to do with too many people then?

No need to apologise to a sad old git like me. :-)

Sunderland v Swansea is on Sky, if anybody cares.

Technically it's libel if it's written and not spoken. (Don't you just love a good pedant?)

They all look a bit gormless to me. I can't imagine any of them being quicker than a Kwikfit fitter.

Irrelevant how productive they are. We are grossly overcrowded already and squeezing any more in will make us all less productive.

I think there should be more questions on grammar.

If he's not playing then I shan't miss him.

I thought that was just the gift-wrapping?

I think I could swallow my vomit.

Bit of a mess, though, and where are all the cushions?