Whitey Grandad

This case is outside the territories and jurisdiction of the UK. Basically, you're on your own love.

Hmm... Looks like a bunny-boiler to me.

Another heroic failure, really.

Bugger, Reading.

5 points, surely?

Please don't tell me that Fox has started in preference to Shaw?

There used to be a lot of supply but it kept getting used.

The houses are overvalued because the demand is too high.

Just a word of warning... My daughter got an email from Amazon saying that her order had been dispatched. Her 4-year old son had ordered himself a couple of Disney Cars at over £20 and it was too late to cancel. At the moment he has nearly £300 of goods in his basket.

I was there but I missed it. I saw Le Tiss take the shot which was more like a back pass and looked down at Stuart Ripley who was in yards of open space on the right. The next thing I hear is all the cheering and the ball's in the net.

Something needs to change. In this case 'human rights' should not apply.

That's where the word 'bunker' comes from.

I don't think I've seen that show. Any good? Or was that your stage name?

Nothing to do with too many people then?

No need to apologise to a sad old git like me. :-)

Sunderland v Swansea is on Sky, if anybody cares.

Technically it's libel if it's written and not spoken. (Don't you just love a good pedant?)

They all look a bit gormless to me. I can't imagine any of them being quicker than a Kwikfit fitter.

Irrelevant how productive they are. We are grossly overcrowded already and squeezing any more in will make us all less productive.

I think there should be more questions on grammar.

If he's not playing then I shan't miss him.

I thought that was just the gift-wrapping?

I think I could swallow my vomit.

Bit of a mess, though, and where are all the cushions?

Oh no. My son will be 40 next Christmas and my daughter is 36. Between them we have seven grandchildren from six months to fourteen. They are what make life worthwhile. My wife and I met in1966 when we were both sixteen and we have been married for over 42 years and we can look back over our lives with quiet satisfaction at the way they have been brought up and wonder at how quickly it all went. Enjoy every moment, good and bad, and soon you realise that your own mum and dad were right after all. Who was it who said: 'By the time I realised my dad was right, I had a son telling me that I was wrong'?