Whitey Grandad

I couldn't tell. Normally I look out for these things but he didn't look offside to me at the time. I expect it will be proved correct later.

I think the pace of the game caught him by surprise. Will be very good when he settles in and builds his confidence. Good to see Rickie putting his arm around him and calming him down.

A definite improvement on Lallana.

I normally defend refs but not this time. That body check on Gaston belonged in a wrestling ring.

We went there in February last year for a couple of weeks, mostly in South Island. It's a fascinating country, young in every sense of the word. Driving was easy on empty roads, even my wife found it a piece of cake. We packed everything into a hectic itinerary but at least we saw a lot. Next time we'll take it more slowly.

3-0

Sounds like a song from The Lion Ling.

You've just made that one up.

Yes, I thought it must be a misprint or something.

Hmm, highest mark in The Times - 8.

The longer the walk the quicker the getaway. I part at Bitterne and the walk is about 25 minutes but the drive home through Riverside Park is very clean.

They printed my season ticket cards the minute I bought them. The ink was almost still wet.

I thought it went (or was going) to arbitration?

Did anybody else see this in the Mail? SOUTHAMPTON scouts watched Maribor's Slovenia midfielder Goran Cvijanovi last night.

He was nearer the goal line than the second-las defender, but it's all a bit academic, isn't it?

It's ok, I have tablets for that. It's the only excitement I get. I've given up sex, it wasn't very hard

I remember a series of 30-minute plays called Comedy Playhouse which gave writers the chance to try various formats.many classics started with one of these. I thought there were only a couple of series but apparently not: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy_Playhouse

What would she know, she picked you?

This. It gives more options and cover in case of injuries. Exciting times

Now I know why it's called 'come dancing'.

Actually, Tehease

So.... all that nagging had the right effect

So far, so good.

Yeah, we had two players in the middle of the box, one well offside and the other beyond level. That's enough for the flag to go up. 30 years ago there wouldn't even be a debate but they keep fiddling with this blasted law.

Lallana was offside as well, let's not try to stretch things too far.