Whitey Grandad

Stuff a couple of fivers down her bra?

200th game for Tottenham, and why shouldn't he celebrate?

Too fast to be saved, moved in the air and almost looked like a slight deflection to me, but not quite. Bale has scored quite a few like that this season past some of the best keepers.

Sunday, of course. Saturday is the Cup Final where hopefully half of Wigan get injured or red cards or both.

That 'new level' might be the Championship.

Boruc, but without the charisma.

For that to happen we need two points from next week.

39, not enough

Talking of sharp, is he back from Forest and can we play him?

Goals scored next. For identical records I think there's a play-off game.we were very close to doing this with Coventry a few years ago.

Villa are already above us.

Quite possibly. It's entirely possible that we won't get another point or even a goal.

I think we're going to need a win on the last day. Oh dear.

All results pretty much as expected. Now for Tuesday.

Our last hope has gone

Well who'd have thought that...

This is all a foreign language to me.

We need a box for 'None of the above'

Isn't that the point? People can make a protest vote knowing that the candidate won't get elected.

Nice to hear, but easy to say.

I agree.

Thatchula has risen from the dead?

No, you need 18 people.

Certainly not.

Wigan v Swansea on Tuesday evening is the key for me. By then it should be much clearer what we need to achieve.