Whitey Grandad

Good in L1 but somewhat out of his depth in the Championship. I shall always remember him for needlessly giving away that corner at Fratton Park but good luck to him and thanks for all the good times.

Has it finished yet? Did I miss anything?

Anything happened yet?

Well, I think I'm important.

I thought it derived from a large sign over the entrance to a theatre, the canopy of which is called a marquee, especially in America.

'basically' - what's wrong with 'quintessentially' ? 'proactive' - hate it with a vengeance. The word is 'active' 'team GB' - purlease, this is not the US of A.

The cash equation is unlikely to be in our favour, and I could have enjoyed it all the same if,say, the French were doing it.

So indirectly HMRC would be subsidising them again!

Oh, forgot to say... For those of you who like this sort of thing, please fill your boots and enjoy!

I'm not doing too badly, thanks. The only problem is that I'm stuck at home for a few weeks with nothing on tele now except the sodding Olympics. Ironic, or what? We're also still waiting for our daughter to have her third and our seventh grandchild. We were originally all booked on a cruise but her pregnancy and my operation have put paid to that. Still, at least I can come on here and have a good moan :-)

I fail to see the connection.

Oh, if only!

You're right. I'm really, really, really not interested.

So is the latter the bigger 'crime'? (I think there was a subtle difference. Too subtle for me)

'Bent' should not have a capital letter.

I have a soft spot for some of them. Liquidation is the cleanest route to salvation.

HMRC take a special interest in online trading.

I'm sure he has your best interests (and his future) at heart.

One person evading £1m or 1 million people evading £1 each, is there any difference?

I'll be pleased if I can be there.

That'll just put up the cost for policing inside the ground so that the total paid will remain the same.

I think some of them are walking amongst us.

Yes, the responsibility is all down to the recipient. Cash is still legal tender.

No, I'm in block 32.

You should have used Hustle Robbs. That would have sounded normal to them.