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Any tips on how to ski for total novice?

You may as well shoot yourself in the head with a water pistol, it has the same effect. Waste of time unless your ex is as thick as ****. Go for the full court, it's a right laugh, and you get to dress up in shiny shoes.

Totally agree, they are the scum of the earth. And if you don't hate your ex now, you sure will come the end of all this. It cots me over £20k in fee's, £290k in assets and the odd pile or two, my chickens, a dog, runner beans, 2 stone in weight, and a estate of over £5M. But it was all worth it.

Good Luck Baj, it's bloody horrible. Speak to the Egg

Are you losing weight?

Well, I'd get her m:nge tested Hamster balls, she might have the AIDS. http://www.dailychilli.com/news/8504-risk-of-aids-from-fish-pedicure Great present, for the one you love x x x

My tongue.

marmalade

Manjuice & Bovril

Do they still eat people in Thailand?

***Paedo ring alert***

Season 2 folks! http://www.japanesebugfights.com My favourite still has to be the Giant Hornet. Bit annoying now, as they have put adverts on before the fights, but still a good site.

Just got my carrier bag FULL of sloes, and I must say this year they are as big as grapes, my piles are as big too. I aim to bottle 8 ltrs of Sloe Gin this year, and have told to put whole almonds in the bottle to give it a spunky taste.

I know it's not soccerball but this happened yesterday and it looks pretty sore. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=afc_1318522342

Ladybird blood tastes rank, does the African Ladybird taste the same I wonder?

Harold Redknapp is King Downer

Yes, but who'd let their daughter drive around in a flid chariot?

Ainsley Harriett

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/11/michael-jackson-autopsy-photo-dead-naked-dr-conrad-murray-trial-manslaughter/9/#c4788804 HTH

Hey Fergie, that Horny Goat Weed you sold me is awesome dude. I've had a constant boner now for 4 days.

Peter Beardsley

Prince Edward

After reading that Ross Kemp has Down's Syndrome, but a very mild form of Translocation Down Syndrome, this is a very rare form of Down Syndrome and only occurs in 3-4% of babies. I have been taking note whilst reading newspapers and watching TV, that quite a few celebs or famous people have in fact the Down's gene. If you cover the hair up and concentrate on the face, you will see what I mean. Who else would you put on the DS list? Ross Kemp Martin Clunes Jamie Oliver Damien Duff

When do the tickets go on sale for this dump?