Baj

woop, 3rd minute, 1-0 to wolfsburg

For those that can pick up European satellite TV (astra1), the game is on unencrypted on DSF, fingers crossed the krauts stuff em

yes, but that's a bit like saying "just dont walk in the dog****"

robin goodridge?

how can i get on the home beta?

At Arsenal v Saints reserves, to a particularly mouthy set of pre-pubescent gooners... "you're supposed to be in bed"

£85 a bloody ticket!!!

nah, we beez all fick, but at least we can spell "business".

Just buy it and transfer the installer onto a memory card for the phone.

Bit hard to text when you're busy ****ging.

Really? In all photos they look like the most lethargic bunch of ****s ive ever seen... sure it wasn't one of the reindeers?

57...58...59...set.. Yup, Essruu is so predictable you can set your watch by him.

no cd drive for one, which makes installing software you've bought a complete pain in the arse (unless you have a usb dvd drive)

at which point i stopped believing the story...

Exactly the same tactic, its only actually been in the last few weeks that he's been able to articulate what he did that was wrong, before it was "Why?" "...but I did..." "but you did do what?" "...but i did" Clearly he wasn't trying to be difficult, just didnt really understand the question, tho this morning "Why?" "because I didnt listen to you when you told me I had to stand up" (actually, he screamed NO at me when I told him it was time to get out of the bath, but I think that's fairly accurate).

Just to pick up on the smacking point... less smacking does not means less well behaved kids. Both me and the missus we're smacking by our parents when we were little, when our eldest was born (he's 3) we said that we would smack him if the situation came for it. He's not a naughty child by any means, in fact we know he's fairly well behaved, but like any kids his age he has his moments when "timeout" etc hasnt worked and he's crossed the line after many warnings, so we've smacked him, no hard, but enough to make the point. However, when our youngest was born (and after talking to my sis who did similar) we decided to stop smacking completely as we didnt want ewan (youngest) to see us hitting Kristof (oldest). And you know what? Kristofs behviour has actually improved significantly since we stopped smacking. Sure, he's gets the Fergie-hairdryer treatment, but the nearest he gets to physical action is a prod on the belly or a firm hold of the arm and a march off to the corner. I'm not saying you shouldnt smack kids, but don't say that NOT smacking them makes them more of a problem, because it doesnt.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=5800

You know theres rules against baiting, right? Plenty will think you're genuine

Might get more than 15,000 for once

Well done Histon, you earned that. Hope you get one of the big teams now

lol@leeds

Would be nice to be able to see the ****ing ball!

Aside from them having nothing to stop the rain hitting the lense so the picture is constantly blurry, they just managed to broadcast 4 blokes singing "ITV, you're talking ****" nice and clearly.

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