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Lallana confronted him and was given a yellow, I don't think he'll pay any attention.

Yeah, you should always ensure your gays are fresh before consumption

Tempted to tell you to shut up even though you put this in

Scared to "deny" Everton three points after the derby controversy?

Not looking forward to it but at least the run from hell will be over and we will have a couple of points from it (not enough but hey ho.)

My only concern was Lallana, brilliant at times but there were at least 2 occasions where I thought he should have shot but he tried a dummy for the striker on the far side instead.

Made no effort to move his hands, stonewall penalty.

Very good today I thought, his distribution was amazing which is something our keepers have struggled with recently.

That is freaking awesome

Ashley has nominated Luke as his replacement on twitter a couple of days ago, I firmly believe that that is on the instructions of his club so they can't be accuse of tapping up while still turning his head.

No, but Cork has stepped up brilliantly so not that concerned as I don't think he'll be straight back in the line-up anyway.

No, contracts require intent so a jest is not legally binding

My money was on Bearsey

Premier league Chaplow, little genius at what he does and bargain buy.

Look, I also have a mild heart attack when watching him but he's 21 FFS and a damn good 21 year old! Put into context, he has 12 years less experience than Boruc, it's like expecting a clerk at a law firm to step up and do the partner's job; keepers improve with age and I think Gazza is going to be some keeper eventually.

Cheap standing seats meaning more fans, people who were priced out being able to attend again, a wider reach and a new generation locked in. I fail to see the downside?

2 million per place is only a net spend of 30mill by the way

Nice story, unfortunately nothing for me lately though those small moments through the years have always stuck in my mind, they do matter.

Suarez got a 10 match ban for violent conduct, Barton got similar, reading through the handbook it's incredibly vague, they can essentially impose whatever punishment they like including lifetime bans (not that I think there's even a remote chance of that happening), it just seems a total joke in all honesty. With our already significant injury list I'd like the bag please

Hahahahahahaha all we need is for Dani to get a 10 match ban to **** on our year

Schmeichel as backup? Hasn't proved he can cut it regularly at a high level but decent enough keeper to cover for Boruc.

None of those seem too far off? A lot of speculation but no worse than most journos.

I remember an interview with Cortese where he mentioned that he learned his lesson from sacking Pardew with respect to having a manager lined up to take over, (although he mentioned he couldn't understand why the fans seemed to be outraged either way he did it.) He's learned his lesson, if Mauricio goes then a new manager will step in immediately or else Cortese will not sanction it. Given Cortese's record with selecting managers I'm not worried in the least.

Stuff that, it's a ploy to ensure footballers get larger salaries.

I think it's nice when the muppets come out of their forum for a bit of air and let us know they're still breathing/wheezing