Crab Lungs

Guys, it’s only the back of a football shirt.

I love it. Don’t care that it’s not striped at the back, if anything I prefer it. Great stuff.

Terry… my God, thank you. I trawled everywhere trying to find that! Thank you

Still despise him. Just a wacky inflatable car dealership thingy with gloves.

I’m sorry. 😂

Yeh I was a big Cortese fan. I was adamant! I still think there’s a correlation of him going and our downward spiral 😉 Completely different catfish!

So glad you remember two versions of me 😂 thank you 😀 Still can’t remember which version of me posted the ‘Dear Bucket Rattlers’ post, I’m sure I took a photo of it at the time as I like to think it became board lore… … I was so annoyed when I wrote it 😂

Who would be so sick as to post a picture of Tub Girl in the wee hours, and then delete it? 👀 I know who the catfish girl was who ensnared one of the mods on here. Wasn’t in the least surprised who slid into her DMs 😂 FWIW, I was also Monty’s Turban and Saint sausage. It’s fair to say, the moment Granty got a whiff of a banned Crab Lungs resurfacing he’d normally ban me again. The early 00s were definitely the halcyon days of fuckwittery on the various incarnations of this forum. Had some great nights out with many of the people on here, socialised and played football with others and made some lifelong friends and acquaintances. Griff (RIP) and Gemmel leading the firemen nights out. B-anter forum. Prick on a stick. The caged tigers (o rly, 28_f). Mr Green. Oh God, the memories. 😭 I can also confirm Gio’s leather pants and vest.

Failing upwards. a new societal norm.

You’ll never see Rylan, Russell Martin and myself in the same place, at the same time. Just saying.

The ligue un documentary really shows him as a ‘boss’. The other interviews, if you watch them before the one above can be misleading; he seems a bit awkward, evidently conscious of how he looks and that led me to believe he’d be gobbled up by our knobhead players. Watching the doc, absolutely zero chance of that. He’s a boss. In his environment, he comes alive. I love his honesty and I’m a lot more hopeful now than I was 2 weeks ago.

In which case I’d like to propose Muharem Huskovic

That was brilliant. The podcasts gave me an impression that he was quite nervous and lacked a bit of confidence. I’d feared he’d be gobbled up by some of the knobheads in our squad. That was the complete opposite in that mini documentary. He’s clearly a leader, with a very human side. Evidently, in that environment, he comes alive. Pleased we have him after the faux Martin nice guy stuff. Will seems absolutely genuine.

Did you just see the cameras were in the Charlton dressing room for yet more Nathan Jones.. 😩

When interviewed, he turned it into a redemption arc about him. Now the insufferable prick, is walking round with the trophy, not the team. He lifted it with the team then walked off with it. Hardly anyone else has touched it. Heading to the fans now with it to get his acclaim. How very Christian he is.

I genuinely do like him. What a player too. loved the refs whistle bit too 😂 Would have loved to have had him at Saints as “our cunt”. Would have saved us a ton of goals conceded to him, too. … though somehow we’d have probably turned him into a non goal scoring striker.

I like Vardy. there should be more Vardy’s IMO

Sums it up nicely.

Take me back to Nathan Jones of Selles and his resting defence. This bloke is completely, utterly shite.

I legitimately thought he always tried his best for us.

A lot of respect for this post. Instead of rubbishing people, I do like that you can somewhat understand why people would appreciate Lowe. Zero need for frothing-at-the-mouth and screaming “far right” which appears to be the popular method of shutting down opinions that people don’t like these days. Nice to see that discourse can be had in a polite manner, even if you don’t agree with someone’s politics.

Are you a teacher?

I know people might think I’m mental but I really, really enjoyed watching that. It felt like football again.

Norwich beckons.