Crab Lungs

This shit shouldn’t even come up. There will likely never be a level playing field where you can splice men and women into the same physical sport. Well, not unless the fellas up their soy intakes considerably. Let them have their success in their own category - and well done to them.

That was it. it was the term ‘chinaman’ - which I and I think many others were a bit surprised to discover was allegedly a slur back then. I said, iirc, that it was typical of Saints to find the only skint chinaman in China or something to that effect.

Yeah, I got accused of it. I was invited to explain my racism to his devastated family.

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I still feel needs more traction. Shameless plug.

He’s basically releasing them from the Martin’s vanity project cage

RIP Diogo and Andre. Horrible, awful news. That family will be in pieces.

Yes, right now is definitely time for pedantry and semantics over spelling or typo. My word.

I can't embed it so I might as well introduce you all to this pre-season summer BANGER 😄 And remember... Smallbones are good, that's what they say.

Dimplex me right up!

Could not agree more.

That was one of the saves I was thinking of! He no way gets to that.

I believe this too. There’s no way we’re promoted with him in the sticks.

I’d heard a story about someone walking in on him in a garage in Totton, completely off his face. Not sure if true though 😂

Holy shit I’ve remembered some more! when I was working in Alldays in Hedge End; David Hughes - once again, great guy. His brother is too. Richard Dryden buying a reduced microwave meal, iirc it was sausage and mash I think 😂 Obviously, MLT and James Beattie in Jumpin Jaks. Franny quite a lot, what with me being in the building trade and him a property owner. Jason Dodd - what a voice. Kelvin Davis too, also in my line of work. I remember having quite a few conversations with him - was really surreal him pouring me a coffee and telling me about Pochettino’s pre-seasons 😂

I’ve got a few more off the top of my head from when I lived in Puerto Banus; Trevor Francis, seemed quite sickly then. Jesse Lingard and his mates strolling around looking all bling. John Gregory, also in Banus, having a bit of a party one evening - a nice guy. At one of the beach clubs, David Nugent, Steve Sidwell, Jimmy Bullard and Sean St. Ledger. Didn’t speak to Sidwell or St. Ledger, but did with Nugent and Bullard. Bullard seemed hyperactive. Massive face. David Nugent called me a scummer, but was otherwise friendly. In that same place, Calum Best. What a lovely guy, chatted for ages with him. Strange accent. Bianca Gascoigne was intolerable. Stole quite bit of champagne from our ‘beds’. Proper rude hanger on. Chris Hughton on the main strip. Then two years later, in China town in London. Tons of football teams in all their tracksuits from all around the world during the winter break and sometimes pre season. Can remember some Japanese sides, Dutch, French… … interesting place.

It was weird, like it was caught between real life and cartoons. Terrifying.

Neil Moss was definitely an advocate of a sunbed, 100%

I went through a period of bumping into Ken Monkou around town. Not sure who was more perturbed, him or me.

Couldn’t give a shit if they’re 20 or 60 accessing my data - I’ve got nothing to hide. Besides, can someone tell me the perfect age to be handing someone’s data? As always, my assumption (having worked for a council) is that the pushback on this is mainly those who are corrupt or dipped into the public purse themselves in one way of another.

I don’t like Reform, I get your points especially the lived experience part - that said, how many politicians these days have that? I’d wager not many and that’s probably a big contributing factor to the mess we’re in. However - I’d personally rather someone like them as opposed to one of the Labour lot, as chances are they’re probably gonna nonce around if they haven’t already. Or appease barbaric cultures. Or line their own pockets. Do anything or stoop to whatever low is required to have some form of power.

Guys, it’s only the back of a football shirt.

I love it. Don’t care that it’s not striped at the back, if anything I prefer it. Great stuff.

Terry… my God, thank you. I trawled everywhere trying to find that! Thank you

Still despise him. Just a wacky inflatable car dealership thingy with gloves.