Crab Lungs

Oh, her voice as well. Husky. Sultry. Dominant.

It's laced with drugs to dumb you down and it has subliminal mind-control messages on the packaging

I now cannot wait to see poor old Eddie's face next week

Poor Steven Carr... he's like a human meatball

Hey buddy, I'm entitled to my opinion. Bring back the train picture, FFS.

Of course - but.... I really, really do not see the point of soiling myself over a programme front cover or car park charge. If we profess to love our club so much, then surely things like these shouldn't be that much of an issue, considering the bigger picture? I'm all for healthy, constructive criticism but nonsensical bedwetting is bit OTT for me. I'm not saying he's faultless by any means, but I do think we're way too tetchy about the man who, alongside Markus and Nigel, has presided over one of the most entertaining, successful teams in recent times.

Tbf, he's no Jordan Henderson.

Cortese just isn't right for us. He's too big-headed, arrogant and domineering. He won't have a fan's forum because he knows we've got a huge intellectual fanbase who would outsmart him at every turn. He only holds these little dinners for season ticket holders so that he can dominate the weak and get them onside. In fact, this a huge SFC psyops conducted by him but we're only seeing small snippets (car park charges, programme front covers etc). He's dumbing us down, not giving us the full picture and it'll be too late before we piece together all the small jigsaw pieces and realise what's happening to our club. By then, he'll have us paying £20 per game for parking. I've had enough of this - we should have seen the warning signs when he put himself on the cover of the programme. Where is Richard Chorley when you need him?

It wasn't massive, Norris/Ben-Haim handbags/ill-feeling and someone else laying into Fuctacs. Jason Pearce apparently ignored Clotterill at the end of the game, rofl.

He's on... Doesn't know why they were lethargic, sending off harsh "no more than a booking - I am beginning to feel like Kenny Dalglish over the last month, any mistake we're getting burnt and punished for". Still had a go at 10 men. Luck is deserting us. Criticising his own players now, saying they should have known what would happen as they were prepared. Getting spiky with interviewer now "that's a silly question" when Herdman had the temerity to say "Is it fair to say Adriano Basso had a quiet day?". Responds with "How many saves did Jamie have to make?". Interviewer named good chance for Hull. "What's your point?" was the response from Cotterill. Now he's getting blunt with Herdman about injury to Dave Kitson and talk of emergency loan. He totally contradicted himself by saying they didn't have enough cutting edge and then got sh1tty when the interviewer asked about their lack of efforts on goal, lolz.

They'll always be the better team no matter what happens in their fans eyes. They think Adkins is a sh1t manager...

Their players are kicking off at eachother, LOL

Sounds like they dominated the game lolololool

The post match interview is going to be comedy gold, we won't be disappointed!

ROFL at all the FM gamers wanting to take the money. You can't just go out and buy a ready made replacement, it simply is not that easy. Yes, the projected transfer fee is huge for a 30 year old playing his first season in the Championship but you have to look beyond that. If he leaves, who replaces him? Will it affect the dynamics of the squad? (The answer to that is yes, yes it will). Will his replacement slot in seamlessly, or will he struggle to find form? Will we have to adapt ourselves to the replacement? Will he even be replaced? If he is, do we even have a suitable target? If he isn't, do we have a backup plan? Will that stand a good chance of working? How does this affect our promo push? The list of questions (problems, more like) it creates is almost endless. As Lambert said himself, you cannot buy what we've got - the continuation and familiarity between a group of players that have been together almost 3 years. It's way too bigger gamble to make assuming we're in playoff contention in December. Lambert staying is far more important than £5m we might never spend.

We will walk this lea..... hang on a minute

Apart from WHU, all of the above.

We need a fan on the board to smooth the passage of communications and play the mediator role between the club and the local press - as well as someone who can pass on SaintsWeb transfer targets once we've weeded out all the players deemed good enough/not good enough for Saints, even before a ball's been kicked.

'kin ell, he should have a little look in the mirror before she accuses someone else of looking like a mess...

Rather be a dreamer than an utter sh1t, to be fair. Nasty club, nasty manager, nasty stadium, nasty squad.

Would probably be a good event; an intelligent, thoughtful professional from one of the most fast-paced and notorious businesses in the world.

Average to good player - looks like the bastard lovechild of Andy Steggall and Sally Gunnell though. Not that that's important.

Djimi Traore, Mikael Nilsson, Andreas Jakobsson, Jordan Henderson, Jean-Alain Boumsong...

ROFL at Skates... AGAIN