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I hope to see my 'notifications' tab get busy soon.

What is all this car park, layby business I keep reading about? Have I missed a trick?

The quality of players he has at this very moment won't matter... neither will it matter if he has any money or not. The simple fact is people want to play for Kevin Keegan and because of that, he will attract the very best players available to us as a club, budget permitting. This league does not require tactical nous, it requires grafters who are motivated by their manager. KK is a motivator and people will run through brick walls for him. He is the kind of person who can lead us right back up to the Premier League on a wave of optimism, and give this city and this club the buzz that has long since deserted it. He will unify everyone, even if there are doubters now. No matter what people say about him, he is a good football manager and is honest enough to know his limitations. He could turn this club around big style and if any of you think otherwise, well...

Quite a good feature, saying that the players have returned to training very early.... ...however, I almost vomited when I saw the wage slips being handed out in a car park full of plush cars... Hardly deserving... but ah well, nothing we can do about it I suppose... :smt078

They really are a bunch of useless c u n ts aren't they.

Gotta do some more tonight, now....! Cheers for the comments though, all taken on board....

You worked it out yet, TDD? You can indeed play it without the net...

Thank God for Atticus, one of the truly most funniest things I have read in months on here. RIP yo' mamma though

Start > Computer (right click) > Tools > Defrag

this is true, so you have to be careful to weed out the shallow women. unfortunately, they are in the majority.

Well done to all those who still get girls, despite their lack of awareness on how important appearance is. Yes, I'm sure you still get girls... but you haven't divulged to anyone exactly 'what' quality of girl!!! Regardless, personality far outweighs looks in my experience... if you've got an amazing personality, you are on to a winner. If you are good looking and blessed with a personality, even better. If you are intelligent, great personality and also good looking, then you are unbeatable. Winning formula.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8097496.stm "Fans from all over the world can get a unique welcome from Portsmouth FC." Of that, I have no doubt.

Photoshop CS3 or CS4... (can download a trial version from Adobe website, although there are, ahum, other options ) Tutorial (very helpful) http://www.footballshirtculture.com/200802271161/kit-design/football-shirt-design-tutorial-for-beginners.html Templates here (and above from Saints foreva) http://www.footballshirtculture.com/21-football-kit-design/1735-ss08-football-kit-design-template-package.html

No no no no no no no. He's an institution, a legend.

This sudden desire to start designing Saints kits is not only for my own amusement, but also I am following my dream: The day The9 says he'd buy one of the kits I've designed.

It's OK, I appeared to have 'cracked' it. Anyway, latest offerings, 1st, 2nd and 3rd.... with the 3rd being adaptable so that you can mix and match it with the 1st...

Goddamn, I hate it when my Photoshop trial runs out. :-( Erm, can anyone, errr.... offer any assistance? Pretty please...

stand by for the echo nicking this...

Si, bien... I totally agree! might take away the black down the bottom so then it's almost pure red 'n' white! PS: Got your email, nice one..

OK, thanks for that Saintsforeva, much appreciated...! Like to think I am getting progressively better, so here's my latest efforts...

Wow, Saints foreva... any chance you can sling us the template for that... would love to have a crack at that template!!! Awesome stuff...

OK, solid, unspectacular start... my first proper photoshop kit....

I mean Paul Simpson as well as Tisdale.

Paul Tisdale, Dave Penney.... Like Grayson... maybe Sean O'Driscoll?

I don't think it was gung-ho at all - it was just a prime example of someone who talks a good game but is absolutely f u c king rubbish at motivating and coaching when it comes down to it. His team had no idea what formations they were playing and had absolutely no patterning of play. They ran around alot, but they had no idea when they went out onto the pitch how to construct an attacking move and defend. In fact, they were one of the most toothless teams i have ever seen in the Premier League... Put that together with his staggering lack of charisma (he made SG Eriksson look like a psychopath) and you get a very bad manager. Shearer is very good at giving little soundbites and stating the obvious, but I doubt very much he is any good at coaching given the evidence of his 8 (most very winnable) games in charge. Kinnear, an average manager BUT a motivator, probably would have kept them up.... a good lower league manager would have gained more respect there without a doubt once the players realised that Shearer couldn't cut it. The above also goes to Ince... although he is even more stupid and grossly inarticulate. Billy big ****** when he played, but when it comes down to it, just a gob sh i t e. So please, none of those above. Tisdale, Boothroyd, Simpson or Dowie would be solid bets though. If I was to dream, Coppell, WGS or Metsu.