Crab Lungs

This sudden desire to start designing Saints kits is not only for my own amusement, but also I am following my dream: The day The9 says he'd buy one of the kits I've designed.

It's OK, I appeared to have 'cracked' it. Anyway, latest offerings, 1st, 2nd and 3rd.... with the 3rd being adaptable so that you can mix and match it with the 1st...

Goddamn, I hate it when my Photoshop trial runs out. :-( Erm, can anyone, errr.... offer any assistance? Pretty please...

stand by for the echo nicking this...

Si, bien... I totally agree! might take away the black down the bottom so then it's almost pure red 'n' white! PS: Got your email, nice one..

OK, thanks for that Saintsforeva, much appreciated...! Like to think I am getting progressively better, so here's my latest efforts...

Wow, Saints foreva... any chance you can sling us the template for that... would love to have a crack at that template!!! Awesome stuff...

OK, solid, unspectacular start... my first proper photoshop kit....

I mean Paul Simpson as well as Tisdale.

Paul Tisdale, Dave Penney.... Like Grayson... maybe Sean O'Driscoll?

I don't think it was gung-ho at all - it was just a prime example of someone who talks a good game but is absolutely f u c king rubbish at motivating and coaching when it comes down to it. His team had no idea what formations they were playing and had absolutely no patterning of play. They ran around alot, but they had no idea when they went out onto the pitch how to construct an attacking move and defend. In fact, they were one of the most toothless teams i have ever seen in the Premier League... Put that together with his staggering lack of charisma (he made SG Eriksson look like a psychopath) and you get a very bad manager. Shearer is very good at giving little soundbites and stating the obvious, but I doubt very much he is any good at coaching given the evidence of his 8 (most very winnable) games in charge. Kinnear, an average manager BUT a motivator, probably would have kept them up.... a good lower league manager would have gained more respect there without a doubt once the players realised that Shearer couldn't cut it. The above also goes to Ince... although he is even more stupid and grossly inarticulate. Billy big ****** when he played, but when it comes down to it, just a gob sh i t e. So please, none of those above. Tisdale, Boothroyd, Simpson or Dowie would be solid bets though. If I was to dream, Coppell, WGS or Metsu.

LOL, if I was part of a consortium and had made myself a good life and some money through business, I actually wouldn't give two toss****'s what anyone on here thought. I don't want Jackson involved with club but it doesn't mean he's bad at what he does just because his spelling is poor... and at least he's communicative.... but then again, he might be enjoying the attention.

Horne and Corden... possibly the unfunniest, least talent plebs who have mugged a living off all of us. Unreal.

One of my fave TV moments ever. Blessed, brilliant.

"What could possibly go wrong?" Steve Grant, you asked it... England duly delivered.

She was in the paper smooching one of my mates the other day. :-(

http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSL21012520 Interesting... Lufthansa are 'subscribed' to receive updates on weather, dangers etc yet the AirFrance wasnt'...

http://www.weathergraphics.com/tim/af447/ Interesting read, if you can be bothered to read it...

I have toyed with the idea, believe me... :-o

unless they are foreign in there, the girls will be Southampton dogs. Avoid.

I know alot of those guys... Kudos to me.

Never played sexy football under Strach? You lot mentals? 02/03 was one the most entertaining in years, right up to the 2-2 at Boro away. Then, for some reason, we looked a shadow of our former selves. We still had a few good games left in us, but we were never as assured since that game. I know a few other posters also pinpoint this as a turning point...

Me and a couple of my tyre kicker friends would be interested. Where do I sign? Do I have to prove that I have funds?

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/ProfilesDetail/0,,10280~47171,00.html Never knew this fella signed for us...

Anything by Greg Pritchard.