Crab Lungs

Oh Corpy pooooo's!?!? Where are you!?!?!?

Yup.

Lmfao Resident 'expert' Skate reassuring them we are firmly in the same boat as them. What a fu.c.k.ing plank

They will get what they deserve. In fact, it's already unravelling! I have to say though, they have some of the most stupid fans in the world, ever.

Lambert. Every single time, and we'll all soon see why.

Blimey... better ratio than Ian Ormondroyd though?

Your recall is prob better than mine, so I will settle for a midfielder

Absolutely sure he was a striker.

He was defo a striker.

Start spreading the news, da da dada da he's playing today I want to see him score a goal Rickie, Lambert (pronounced the same as Robert, as in Laurent) 'cos if he can score from there he can score from dum dum, anywhere! it's up to you, Rickie, Lambert... dur dur dur *shamelessly adapted from the old Aston Villa - Dwight Yorke song ??? http://www.nalis.gov.tt/Biography/bio_DwightYorke.html

Neil McCa.... Oh.

I thought he retired because they discovered a heart complaint whilst he was being treated for the neck injury?

Is it worth doing a sweepstake on how many players we've signed by the end of today? Lol, love it.

**** me, the Liebherr boys don't hang around!!!! LMFAO!!!

LOL

Who is Rickie Lambert btw?

I honestly haven't heard anything myself.

Considering we've just spent more than the Skates this summer in transfers... LOL

i second that motion, purdy pur-lease...!

Plus, what if he had helped propel them to Premier League football, then surely he would be inextricably linked to HTFC's bank balance having a couple of extra 0's. Still, it's hypothetical as we've got him (hope he scores against 'em when we play them soon, actually) - but that prat really annoyed me..

Yup and yup again!

Well, he's a forward thinking chap. 'No resale value' What a plank.... think you're missing the point about football, mate....

after watching this vid and the previous ones on this thread, this fella is waaaaaay to good for this level, he's defo got a touch above this station. Delighted to get him.

Just had a text from Rickie, he's told me to tell you he's on his way to Southampton for a medical.

Big lol at Skatesmouth.... Hey, Corpy - we've just spent £1m more than you lot this summer!! LOL