Crab Lungs

This is exactly spot on... why are people taken in by their ramblings? One can't even string a sentence together and the other has less motivational tact than SGE, with even less idea of how to actually 'coach' a football team. See Newcastle's last 8 games for evidence.

LMFAO, actually sounds like something Ince would say...!

Tisdale has achieved far more, and his teams actually look like they know what they are doing. Same can't be said for Ince. And the difference between Ince and Tisdale intelligence wise is staggering, truly staggering. Ince is still probably getting his head round Spot The Dog.

OMG, this fixation with Ince has to stop. As soon as it does, I will stop having a pop at him. 'The Guv'nor' .... what a ****.

Well.... not as such... hhahaha! I am glad you remember him though, and me, its brought a little smile to my face. :-)

I love her style, so cool, sooooo cool. Thank you for the report.. keep me posted! Were you one of the original Metsu fans on the previous SFC boards?

that would make me so ****ing happy. so happy.

Someone who can barely string a sentence together? No thank you.

Thanks again... :-)

Fulham.

That doesn't surprise me. Cackers are renowned for moaning about everything. Stupid ****s.

We won't need money - there are plenty of decent free transfer players around the Uk and the world who would love to be a part of a Keegan team. Like Gemmel says, big money will be generated just from gate receipts alone. Gentlemen, whilst we must tread carefully, we are well and truly on our way back.

King Kev :-)

****, just realised my 'flybe' sponsor is really wonky. :-(

sidney, I will be testing that green kit you have designed v soon!

and a random.... FWIW, just so you kit anoraks know - I don't give two f\/ck5 whether its the 'latest template' or not, you freaks.

LOL I remember using the prostar template this time around for something basic, but by no means did I expect to see the same colours lmfao. gonna do some more tonight, and you are going to love them.

you simply have no wish to move out of your comfort zone..... Yellow....

I wouldn't say 'vile' or 'boring'.... I'd say different. The reason it doesn't sit with people is because it's original.

LOL... can't say I was proud of some my ideas

Who would it be? More importantly, who deserves to be in the eleven? For me... Cook Strauss Bopara Pietersen Collingwood Bell Flintoff Bresnan Prior Foster Swann Panesar Broad Onions Anderson Siebottom Harmison I think I picked Flintoff and Panesar purely for sentimental reasons though, sadly. Panesar has been woeful this season and Flintoff is practically a crock, yet The Ashes can do funny things to players. However, I just cannot see Monty being in the first eleven, certainly not in mine - but in the preliminary squad nonetheless. As for a first test 11, I have an idea, although this is very much open to change!!! Strauss Cook Bopara KP Bell Collingwood Prior Broad Swann Sidebottom Anderson No Freddy, just yet... leave him out and get him kicking his heels first methinks... although, not kicking too hard, he'll probably do some damage to himself :-(

Glad I am not the only one infuriated by the continued ****y selections behind the England team? Give two hundred england supporters a piece of paper and get them to write down their squad for T20 and you can bet they would all look quite similar. Give it to the ECB and you can guarantee they would pick a plethora of players who have failed for England before in all versions of the games, or others clearly out of their depth. Why oh why, in a fast scoring version of this sport do we persist in leaving out big hitters and specialists and persist with people you know who are just going to nudge it around and get out for 5 or 6? Bloody hell, it was frustrating enough watching some of the ODI and Test cricket watching our players trying to 'settle in'.... ****ing hell, just hit the ****ing thing or relinquish your place to someone who can. Can I ask all of you here... is Fosters selection justified? Do we have room to sacrifice better batsmen/keepers for just a 'specialist' keeper? Unarguably a great keeper... but test class?????? no. Why Key, why Shah, why Foster.... why Collingwood!?!?!? You just kinda knew as soon as he was appointed we'd taken another step back. Still, roll on The Ashes... should be quite interesting to see two teams trying to lose to eachother.... However, I kinda think Australia will be totally re-focused by then..

A few more... though I wouldn't be surprised if any of you puke at some of these "ideas"

Thank you, washsaint...

Peoples fixation with Ince has to end... the bloke can't even string a sentence together...