Crab Lungs

Ahhhhhhyeeeeahhhh

"Honey, I shrunk the kids"

Looks like Jamie White might have ********ed up all four of my accumulators. Arse-candle.

Right, it's been nice chaating but I samose I better have a baath now... not long until the game.

Obviously couldn't be bothered to read through the thread as there was no Japanese women on it, but I'm assuming Mr Bates is alluding to the time shifting thingymejig in Switzerland???

Japanese. Women. Please.

Oh behave, kippy - you have a fine stride and an equally fine posture. Be happy.

If he's up for it, why should he miss out?

Oh, I still would.

Get back in your sub, you.

We do street things together and he makes me happy.

I'm taking my kids down there right away to see if we can get a glimpse of the man himself. On second thoughts, I'll stay at home and just send the kids instead.

Ooooooh more pics, love it. I'm sooooooooooooo going to get it when I go to Tokyo, even if I only know the universal asiatic phrase of "herrrerrro"

I'd be interested to see his response if we're still playing terrific football and the fanbase majority has swayed...

Skates, SMS, live on national TV and a full house. We'll do those c*nts right now.

very critical of Jan and is appointment. Spent hours dredging up unsolicited facts on JP and posting them on here, "outing" JP as an amateur. It's early days, but Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lmfao

Where's Chumpy Pahars these days? Any ideas?

Jimmy Case is a dribbler who often struggles to string a sentence together. Ignore.

Do the boys really deserve them when some fans cant put politics aside?

Higgy is a merchant of hoofball though? :mad:

Bols, how the devil are ya!!!? Nice contribution. I am, admitidely, fumbling in the dark when it comes to famous J-girls... so if you've any more that I should know about, well....

Looks like he can head the ball tooo... :-o http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgT4I0nLaaw&feature=related

Fear not, I have plenty more at my disposal...