Crab Lungs

So ****ing cute.

I want to make halfus. :-(

Not surprised, I have always maintained this city has possible the largest concentration of dense and arrogant people in the UK. I love my team, but the city and the majority of it's inhabitants? No way.

Yes, oh yes. They can harpoon as many whales as they like.

I really want to get Japanned up, right now.

So, whose been lucky enough to trap one of these far-eastern beauties? Got a real "thing" for them at the mo, kinda inspired by watching Babel, but mostly inspired by this... Anyone else "into" them?

I'd like to see more regen players with ridiculously names: Belezoglu Trundle, Fernando van Bellamy etc.

If I was, errr, Hawkinged, I'd definitely download myself some new voices. Sven, Robocop, Joe Pasquale etc. I'm sure it'd amuse everyone in the circles I move in.

BBC get goatsed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ANHDwEss08

Reverse goatse, anyone?

I thought we should very good. Here's my contribution. Damn, she's a classy girl. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/232451/britney_spears_stoned/

Legend (and a complete screw-loose cvnt!)

I'm just going for the pre-match baby oil application.

Novel idea by supermarkets to save themselves some cash on employing mongers to do it. However, that means you get civvie mongers fumbling around with their food, trying to find the barcode, taking twice as long as a normal queue. Regardless, I bought some new breakfast cereal t'other day. Was lovely