Turkish

I know that Red Bull fans used to call him the Senegales Frankie Bennett. Make of that what you will.

Most things go over your head don't they pal, were you a limbo dancer in a former life?

This is true, I often bring up the thread where everyone said that we need a bigger stadium and everyone expected work to have started by now.

I'm still playing the 2012 version when i haven't got anything better to do, tend to play it on the train when travelling up and down the country. I was recently sacked by Nottingham Forest after 18 years as manager. During that time taking them from a skint club in the relegation zone in the championship, promoted and then won 9 league titles and 30 cups including 5 champions leagues and 5 world club cups. The season following my last champions league success i started with 9 wins in a row and £54m in the bank, then lost 3 and drew 2 of the next 6 and was sacked for a string of poor results FFS.

this was all very believable and going very well right up until the point you mentioned Baj strumming the drugs dont work, we all know he'd be slip into an acoustic version of Where did all the love go.

Posted from outside the BIC in between grooming your beard and trying to get a glimpse of your idol, yes?

You could see what he was thinking it just didn't work. It was always a game where we were going to have a lot of the ball so didn't need 3 defensive type midfielders. If Davis or Ward Prowse were fit they've have started where Long did. It was quite obvious he wanted to get at their patched up back four from the off, try and get an early goal and shatter their fragile confidence. If we'd have scored early we could have had a hatful. As it turned out we were well on top the first 25 minutes, without really creating anything then gave away a sloppy goal from a long punt upfield. As others have said on Sunday it's the game to play cork in a Midfield 3 and he won't use that tactic.

12 games in and so far we've got a league one goalkeeper, a southern league winger, a Carthorse centre forward who was booed after 45 minutes of his debut and another striker who does nothing more than run around a lot. If I didn't read this forum id have no idea how bad we were.

25 forgot dowie, Kachloul, Maddison, tessem, marsden and Banger

It could have been different.

It should also be remembered that Forster is still inexperienced at top flight, he's played about 200 games but aside from a few games in the champions league all of them in lower league or Scotland. He's played 12 times now in the premier league and we haven't signed the finished article, but a player with potential who we can develop who at 26 is still young for a keeper. Still let's write him off as a league one player

Wow, didn't take you long to crawl out of the woodwork.

Southamptons form is dipping as expected and they are beginning to struggle as we saw in their snatching a late equaliser at Villa. Errors are starting to creep in at the back as we say Monday night and their once rock like defence is starting to look shaky. Man City are due an away win after some patchy form and have such fantastic players they have to click sometime and I think they will on Sunday. Dorkish prediction Southampton 0 City 4

Yeah I did, the way they kept reminding everyone how much confidence they'll take from a point against southampton sealed it for me.

Oh behave Jamie, we weren't awful, we weren't great but we were still far better than Villa who defended very well and caught us on the break, their goal was an error, they played like the away side. Our final ball was poor at times and it was too slow getting forward but we were far from awful you lemon.

Hello Glasgow.

This is exactly like the game at SMS against them last season, totally dominating the game and villa catching us on the break.

But this is the thing though isn't it. People keep saying we need to grow as a club. Now I don't blame anyone for not going but the classic lines of the price, the timing, the distance and the fact it's on telly are being used as why many won't go. Yet the clubs people are expecting us to compete with will sell out full allocations at these grounds season in season out and they've had years of being charged top whack and most of their games being shown and moved to strange times for telly, that's the reality of being a successful premier league club these days. The clubs people expect us to compete with can watch games with a cup if tea instead and have done for years, but they pack the away ends out all over the country week in week out.

Apart from anything else think of the health impacts of eating an unessasary pie and pint, 1000 calories there, plus a Burger King, another 1000 calories. That's you're almost your daily allowance right there gobbled up by pure greed. Why not take a plastic bottle of water, free from the tap, make a chicken salad and eat that just before you set off and snack on nuts to avoid the urge to splash out out on unhealthy food. It'll save you around £15 not to mention what it'll save on your waist line. Get a pal to jump in and share the cost and we've knocked your £100 day out to around the £60 Mark and helped you avoid a heart attack.

Yep http://www.givemesport.com/511596-sadio-mane-better-than-barcelona-star-duo Made me laugh, a bit of a 'Ryan Smith is world class' moment there.

Well he's looked decent but not quite shown he's as good as Messi yet as predicted

'Southamptons box machine'? Gives stats on the left Creates player profiles on the right Southamptons black box, says Jack Cork is sh*te

Didn't he say only a couple of weeks ago he wanted to stay?

I'm not always right you know, I was wrong about Les Reed and gave Him a tearing about 2 years ago, but time has proven he is a superb asset to this club. However, it's Great to see you're coming round to being a fan of mine. Do I take it as an apology after you accused me of being racist because I didn't rate Lee? I was right on that too wasn't I pal.

i made this point almost exactly two years ago and it was turned into a turkish bashing thread. Funny how i was right again and nothing has improved. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?41586-the-latest-news-updates-on-here