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It's pretty evident this is indeed FACT. I've been gone for a week, I couldn't deny you all any longer.

I am all of those things. 226 posts devoted to a plonker. Turkish - the legend continues.........

Everton. Always a club that get the DEF pulses racing. As a nipper remember seeing footage of the saints army on the pitch at Highbury in 84 chasing them all over the pitch. Folklore goes that in the 80s along with boro and Man U, saints notorious ugly crew were the only mob to take it to Everton on their own manor. However, truth be told when it comes to the blue half of Merseyside it was always one way as they rarely traveled to the south coast, no doubt in fear of the baying, snarling resentment that would await them should a toffee fancy getting chewed up and spat out in an SO postcode. So as usual it was down to the DEF to take it to them should we want any serious action. And take it to them we did, it was a warm autumn morning in 02 when the DEF decided to flex our notoriously large hooligan muscles on Gladys Street. I got up early, slipped on my stone island jumper and immediately felt a force field of invincible ness envelope me. After a protein overload of a bargain bucket of KFC We arrived on mass at lime street and to slip the OB split up in to two mobs, one of two and one of sixty eight. we arrived at the agreed meeting place an hour later, no escort from plod and 70 of Europes naughtiest firm all set for action. This was before the days of Facebook when if you really wanted to let the opposition firm you were on their manor you needed to do more than stick a few photos on the causal state of mind group and you had to actually sing a few songs and wait for the old bill to pick you up. Anyway, after at least 5 minutes waiting for the old bill to arrive a few of our gamer lads decided to have a wonder round and see if we could find what we have come for. We walked towards the ground and before you could say 'Adrian Heath 119 minutes' we were fronted by some proper nasty looking geezers who obviously fancies their chances, all of a sudden it's gone off, i looked around and there's only four of us, we're heavily out numbered, but we couldn't back down down, it goes off, weight of numbers pushing us back, but we're giving as good as we get, left hook after right hook after left hook, at one point a few of the Everton firm nearly fell out of their wheel chairs such was their aggression towards the DEF. We were probably just about getting the upperhand when a few busy bodies jump into to break up the toe to toe, the Everton lads wheel away and the DEF turn round and the realisation of what we had achieved became apparent. We were right outside the disabled stand at Goodison! Unlike Pompeys failed attempt at Coventry weeks earlier we had actually taken the disabled end at a football ground. Against all the odds, heavily out numbered and outgunned the DEF had added another chapter into their book of notoriety. We immediately found an Internet cafe to post on terracelinks about what we had done, forget the football, who gives a f*ck about the football when your firm has proven its worth, yet again, we had to let everyone online know. Okay so we missed the game, but our reputation spread across all four corners of England at the news the 4 DEF had done Everton on their own back yard.

Well you all seem very concerned! 5 pages all about me, fair play to you all. Especially Sue whistle who despite having me ignore and never reading anything I post have contributed more to this thread more than anyone else! if you didn't know she's doing some DIY at he moment by the way, I'm sure she might have mentioned it on here somewhere. hello, hello Turkish is back Turkish is back

In the 70s they became punks In the 80s they fought on the terraces In the 90s they popped e's In the 00s they were metrosexual In the 10s they listened to Russell brand. Kind of sums up why the future of this country is f*cked doesn't it.

It's doesn't mafter why it was. What matters is I was infracted for saying something that is said every day on here and when I questoned it with evidence why he was wrong I got an arrogant reply followed by silence. As I say I've been forced to put this on the main board as the mod in question has not replied to three requests for an explanation.

It's a saints forum isn't it?

How do you feel it is moderated? Generally I think the mods do a good job, however I do not believe that there is any consistency with infraction points. I believe there are no parameters given and as a result infraction points are based on the personal views on the moderator. This is a dangerous position as it could lead to bans or infractions based purely on the personal stance of that particular mod. For example an overly sensitive moderator might find something distasteful and Infract when someone of a more solid state of Mind might not even notice the issue. My infraction was also for using an expression which had been used dozens of times before by many posters. Either it's infracratable for everyone or no one, you can't pick and chose who to Infract based on your own prejudices. Also I believe infraction points should be appealable. I was infracted recently and proved beyond doubt the mod was wrong to Infract, yet when I took it up with them was given a curt response followed by silence. This isn't a free forum, most pay to use it and as result I believe that we should be able to question and appeal infractions and bans and they should be judge by an independent persons rather than the same mod trying to justify their decision I make no apology for posting this thread as I have asked the mod in question no less than 4 times for an explanation as to why he infracted me, also providing evidence he was wrong to do so and in the rare occasion he did reply it was a curt, arrogant reply so I thought id raise this to the wider forum audience. I'm interested to hear your views.

You must have been, what, six?

My old man, he don't like blacks or queers. But he's glad we beat the nazis, how queer.

I'm not actually turkish. Its a funny name for an English man in know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash.

The trouble with this country is, and young Andy is a prime example of this, the next generation is a generation of spolit brats with a sense of entitlement. Why should i do this, why should i do that, etc etc, load of utter nonsense. People getting themselves at it over a tradition that's gone on for centuries because they dont think they should have to do something. Spolit, sulky brats acting like horrible little children.

I'm a 21 year old liberal who spends all of my life in a state of OUTRAGE at the stuff i see going on.

What about gay marriage, who takes whose name in that one?

I only come on here for news, yet have to read pages and pages of crap to get anything. This place used to be so good when the good posters were here but they don't bother any more and you can see why.

You'd think they'd be enjoying the season wouldn't you. Here we are with 9 games left in 6th place with European football and at least our third highest ever finish a real possibility and all they want to do is rip the players that got us there apart. Forster is crap on crosses, Ward prowse doesn't do anything, wanyama can't pass, long just runs around. Not to mention the treadmill of whipping boys we need to have which has gone through half the squad so far this season. The way some of our experts on here disect players performances you'd think it's be a forum full of ex international players fitness coaches, psychologists and sports scientists. As it turns out it's a forum full of clueless divs who don't know what they're on about and have probably never kicked a ball in their life.

You mean read on twitter?

Still the worst player since Ali Dia, right?

I think its you that doesn't get it, you claimed you were looking forward to your subscription running out so you wouldn't have to post anymore. All you do is moan and complain, say you're 'putting up' with things. Seems you don't understand that posting on here is optional, no one is forcing you to do it, your subscription isn't a sentence that means you can stop posting when it ends. You can stop anytime you like. Its a football forum not auchwitz.

Err, you just did You do know its optional to post on here, you don't have to 'put up' with anything. Its a football forum pal, not auchwitz.

Our league one goalkeeper at it again.

Still not quit then? thought you were looking forward to it

Sounds like a real statement of intent to me. At 32 he's young for a director which means he's highly likely to also be hungry and therefore guaranteed to improve.

Don't get the whole wearing of the trousers thing, its meant to be a partnership not a dictatorship. I like football, cricket, gym, drinking ales and whiskey she likes whatever it is women like doing, something about James Martin and LK Bennett. I do what I want, go to football when I want, gym 3-4 times week, she does whatever she wants. I work full time and she looks after our precious offspring and goes to coffee mornings where they all talk about periods, reality TV and cooking programmes or something. Or priority is our little boy and we everything we do is what's in his best interest, when both of your priority isn't yourself I don't understand why people are in competiton to be in charge.

Is he on loan with a view to a permenant deal when the transfer window opens?