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Perhaps that's because he's been isolated on his own with no one to find?

This can't be true, we've been told he's terrible. I guess this means the helmets in the Northam are also winning the award for most ironic cheers in a game, which is ironic.

Philipe courtinho couldn't wait to get here ahead of Liverpool.

Really? It turned into a farce but People were practically begging him to sign at the time. The Ramirez saga dragged on for months too and when he eventually did sign his first comment told us exactly why he was here 'they pay me so much money' he said. Add to that the numerous other players we chased during those two windows that turned us down quite how you can criticise the current board for doing exactly what cortese did the years before is beyond me.

Yet when we chased marque signings all summer when cortese was here it was a real statement of intent, fantastic just to be linked with players like this, real ambition etc.

Interesting that he misses the fans, as he got treated like sh*t by large sections of st Mary's. One of the scapegoats even in good times. Shame as a top bloke and good pro.

We have a lot of players like that, ones who have their best games when they don't play. Lambert is a saints legend and I was gutted when he left however in many games last season he was anonymous, he is 33 this season and sooner rather than later he was going to be phased out of the team. Cortese wanted shot of him in January as well as the fact it was pretty clear we were looking for a long term successor. If Osvaldo had been the player he was meant to be it would have been him. Its shameful that so many utter freaks are giving Pelle abuse after just two games.

And when franks Cousin staggers in supping from a bottle of Chenin Blanc droning on that the pub needs ambition, we should not accepting that it'll never as famous as the Rovers return, everyone would roll their eyes, sigh and so something else instead.

Its great to hear there is a full range of foodstuffs to satisfy every palate. You enjoy them pal. You seem like a good guy, you deserve it.

Out of ten, how would you score your match day experience?

Karma. The sum of a persons actions in this or a previous existence viewed as deciding their fate in future existences. Petty clearly golfing Phil thinks that because he perceives shurlock thinking the ice bucket challenge is a load of attention seeking bo*locks, that shurlock or one of his family should get the illness it's meant to be raising awareness for, despite not a single person that I've seen so far mentioning the illness whilst doing the challenge. Not a nice thing to say is it pal.

That's because most people that go to football these days are c*cks

So how was it? Who enjoyed the locally produced hot dogs, jacket potatoes or nachos? Did anyone take advantage of the mobile sellers so not that not only could they stuff their faces they didn't even need to burn a few of the calories off by walking down to get it. What with the new, larger programmes is it fair to say the matchday experience has never been better?

Fact

Maybe he's been told not to drop deep?

I don't doubt it, like I've said before this place is an up tapped resource for football expertise. I'm sure first thing Monday morning he'll be asking Ronald to teach him how to move across the front line after reading what a navy chef said he needs to do if he's going to survive in this league.

Yep, don't really get it. They need 2 centre backs and will regret missing out on Fabregas.

I'm sure he's right now eagerly scanning this forum for advice on what he needs to do to cut it in the premier league.

Explain?

Shut up about lambert FFS he's gone, stop beating Pelle up because he isn't lambert.

James Beattie was a big lad, for the first 6-8 games of every season he was usually pretty dreadful, off the pace and lacked mobility. I pretty sure sure he actually admitted once that it took him a few games into the season to get up to speed. Pelle isn't a 10 stone winger, he's a big lad too and I would think he is the same, add to that a new new club, new country and new league. Seriously those dinlows on his back today should be absolutely ashamed of themselves giving a player abuse on his home debut because he wasn't brilliant straight away. We really do have some utter bellends for fans.

No dancing dog? More evidence of the lack of ambition of our new board.

Like?

I see pelle is the new scapegoat.

Just had a quick skim through the thread, it is comedy gold what with all the Steve Jobs ignored the market, seats at a football stadium are like hotel rooms on a late booking site, discount airlines, dragons den and We doubled our attendances when we moved from the Dell therefore we could do it again being given as reasons we need to expand the the stadium now, now, now.