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First season up? Some were saying that in league one!

That's their version of nick G

I expect lobster lungs and crab kidneys are in meltdown in the Burnley web, slamming the board for running Burnley worse than the venkeys with the outrage that one or their key players has not only disgracefully been allowed to get into the last year of his contract but might be sold to a bigger club. They know something they do, it'll make all burnley fans toes curl and eyes water and theyll tell everyone all about it, just you wait and see.

Top part agree. If Koeman wants to play 4-3-3 the perhaps wide left or as the attack one of the midfield 3.

'Fail' (pmsl) or Mirror to run a story 'Rodriguez seeks USA move' after revealing his desire to move to the mls via twitter

It would be hilarious. Probably stains if they are referring to us by our nickname.

A penalty against a non league team? let's not get too carried away FFS

Neither has Pelle End.

Think the pri*k is you pal.

Turdic misses a sitter and done nothing.

If you did that and kept your feet on the ground at all times you were a Cortese hater who didn't buy into his vision when he was here and part of the anyone but Cortese brigade now.

Yep. If some people had had their way we'd have those two plus Ings as our strikers, wade Elliot on the wing and Brian stock in midfield.

He can hardly do worse than Cortese. Who managed to keep our commerical income lower than Watford despite us being in the premier league and them in the championship in a much small stadium.

The Cortese over anyone brigade are a strange bunch. We are run worse than the Venkys apparently despite arguably an upgrade of manager, two very good signings (on paper), getting top dollar for our two want away stars and new deals on the table to our remaining ones.

He may have been a good defender but he isn't a miracle worker.

That clown that wrote the mirror article has admitted on twitter he didn't know they were in Belgium and had to edit the article. How embarrassing.

Stop complaining, you are nothing. People in Abergavenny who pay their £60 a month subscription matter more than you. Think of them with their 13.15 start, having to rush their Sunday lunch to make it to the sofa. shut up you piece of scum, just get on your train, pay your ticket and look exited for the camera when we get a corner. You are nothing. NOTHING.

? 6 weeks on and still no closer to crab lungs telling us why we are run by people more incompetent than the venkeys.

Jizz mopping Mong, yes?

'My elders are harder than your elders'

One of the most pointless and meaningless expressions in football is describing a club as a selling club. All but about 4 clubs in the world can be described as that.it means nothing.

Something about man walking on the moon. Did you moderate your emotions with ifs and maybes when you were ripping up your season ticket?

That's what spurs thought.

The spurs references seem to be the latest mongboard simile of choice. Because spurs lost one of the greatest players in the world, spent £100m and didn't make the champions league, we are going to spend £60m on a load of sh*t and be lucky to stay up. Or something.

What's the seasons view on announcing injuries MLG? I remember you loved Adkins stance of not revealing who was injured or not so the opposition wouldn't know who to prepare for. Although when MP was a bit more open about injuries that was a great tactic too as it meant we the opposition would be worrying about us not visa versa. What's you're though of what Ronald will do?