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Because it's a record fee for a teenager and a world record for a full back, perhaps?

Id invite them all into a room show them all the bids we'd received for them, then rip them up, throw them in the bin whilst proclaiming 'that is what I think of that'

He plays in a position that the average 'GET it FORWAAAAAARD' 'STOP F*CKING ABOUT WITH IT' 'RUN YOU LAZY C*NT' English match going fan struggles to comprehend. Hence why some will not recognise his ability. Quite a few twitter mongs last night saying he only passes backwards.

How many days before the mirror/Mail run a story claiming he is desperate to move to Liverpool/Spurs

Incredible that quite a few of the clueless clowns that inhabit twitter were slagging him off saying he only passes backwards

If it helps us Hoover up all trophies I'm all for it.

Can't even afford dysons. We must be in a sorry state.

Thierry??

Looks small, did they have to give up some space to fit in cortese personal lift?

Did you remained him that talent pool was so low in 2007/08 when we failed to qualify for the euros in no small part due to the fact that England were resorting to picking an over the hill goalkeeper, mentalist centre half, awful right back and two perennial bit part striker from a small mid table premier league, coincidence?

Cork doesn't have the range of passing schniderlin does, he's good at breaking up play but no where near as good at retaining possession which is crucial at international level.

I didn't want to be considered the Alex crook of the forum, posting things 30 minutes after someone else had.

I posted the link to the Michu leaving southampton post, then saw it had already been done.

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says the troll from the Tyrol who has been angrily thumping his keyboard all morning proclaming anyone who wants 'gashton' to do well as talking bol*ocks.

Yes you do. You want him to fail, you said 'some quarters' are hoping for his renaissance, with your hilarious 'gashton' nickname and dismissal of people wanting him to achieve as talking 'utter bo***ocks' it's pretty evident that you want one of your own players to fail. How strange.

So clearly you're hoping he fails as in your quarter you're not hoping for his renaissance. How odd to hope a player from the team you claim to support fails.

It went as most normal people predicted, we lost to two team better than us and didnt to the team considered worse than us. The tournement came to early for a lot of our young players who are too young and experienced and too late for our older players who are now past their best. We didn't have a single player other than Cahill who did okay and Rooney who was in their prime and he failed to deliver yet again. Now the media have whipped up a frenzy as to the state of our game. We will have a decent qualifying campaign, probably do ok in Euro 2016, reaching the quarters when the likes of Shaw, Barclay, Sturridge etc have got a more experience adn the the media will stir up another frenzy that the game in this country is a mess and we need to go back to grass roots level etc. Of course if we dont get off to a flier in the qualifers then the media will whip up a frenzy demand "Woy" be fired immedaitely and replaced with the current flavour of the month.

:lol::lol::lol:

More evidence of the relentless drive of the owners. '

Difficult to say this one. We all know how great scousers sense of humour is, they they've told us about it themselves. But boy do they also love to get a candle out. Makes you wonder if there is a rampant schizophrenia chromosome on the loose in L postcodes. Who knows which way this one will go? I guess it depends on if they win their first 10 games or not, then Rodgers will be "poetry in motion" if not then he'll be that Irish c*nt who loves the Sun.

Is he still a clueless dinosaur who doesn't know what he's on about or a great guy who recognises top young talent?

Now he can consider himself a true premier league player, well done son.

White, black, brown and yellow quarters, pink shorts for our gays and hold ups rather than socks so the women dont get upset and think the kit is sexist. Perhaps we could have one of the three lions on the badge wear a turban and another in burkah just so no one is offended like.