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I've been the subject of sexist abuse many times thank you. Had my arse and c+Ck groped, been the victim of a group of girls asking me to show them it, not the mention the endless sexual harassment in the work place where I'm often propositioned or spoken to suggestively by female colleagues. I dont have a problem with it at all.

That'll be Steve Bull. Saw him a couple of years back on the Jeremy Kyle show, crying because he was such a fat mess.

Why should they? If you work as a toilet cleaner it doesn't matter if your cleaning up the queens toilet or the dirtiest bog in Aberdeen, you're still a toilet cleaner.

Still don't understand it then.

Arsene Whinger Brenda Rodgers Harry redcrap Mauricio Pinocchio

Queens park strangers

Dull city

Bond Villan doubles.

Aston vile

Would yah?

Dwarves.

"Worst player since Ali Dia" "get rid now he's a liability" "couldn't trap a bag of cement" "it's like playing with 10 men" were other classics

He was that much of a whipping boy for a while even when he scored a winning goal he still got slated because people said he miss hit it.

You are utter scum.

That would be awesome. We could have countdowns at the soccerball like they do in the US of A. I heart the idea Les.

That's why they get paid a fortune. Because they make their clients a fortune.

You do know we can't bring anyone in, don't you?

Don't waste your time pal, we won't be in stripes anyway

Other than getting the name of the league wrong, getting the rules around signing players wrong and not suggesting anyone good enough to get in our team that a club would loan out should it be allowed it was an excellent OP.

Does that not make you laugh then? I absolutely PMSL every time a player gets the ball in the opposition Half dan we know what's coming next. It's a bit like the scene when Del Boy falls through the bar on only fools and horses. No matter how many times it's always hilarious. the terrace banter that keeps on giving. Proper mad stuff.

It's baffling to think it would be anything else as we are on course for our highest finish since 1985.

We need a kop end.

Type and type and type and type endless amounts of utter boll ocks. Take everything very personally, get very angry and upset, be offended by everything. Regularly get drunk and come on here ranting and raving about what c*nts anyone who questions your view is. Change your login in name to Redslos cousin. That's how you deal with it.

I was listening to a bit of UB40 last night, their song red, red wine was a great hit some time ago. Imagine a kit with a dark red line running through it. Wouldn't it be SASHational.