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There’s a song in here isn’t there our scouts in the middle of their stats our scouts a bunch of useless twats our scouts

It’s all about perspective bottom of which league? Not the possession one for sure Who decided points should be awarded for the most times you put a small circular object between 8 foot by 20 foot posts with a net hanging off the back of it? Utterly ridiculous measurement of success We play by our own rules not the rules determined by suits who know nothing about the game

Because the data says otherwise. all that’s missing is taking our chances and stopping the opposition scoring. Everything else is really brilliant. Once we fix those minor details then you’ll be eating your tofu lined words

Utter nonsense. Fergusons outdated tactics of 4-4-2 with two wide players swinging crosses and two traditional full backs who cannot attacked would be ruthlessly exposed by Martins superior tactical nouse

Define beat. Can’t beat on whose metrics?

Hi Lucy. Can you add a profile picture please?

Can only beat what’s in front of you brilliant resilience to bounce back after giving away the leads. superb tactics and substitutes to get the winners. Yet all you do is complain 🤦

Under Koeman we lost 0-1 against league one Sheffield United who fielded pretty much a reserve team in the same competition. Martin > Koeman

Our name is on this cup lads

He’ll bollock Bree for not passing it sideways

I told you. Always trust the process

MLG doesn’t believe in god so I’m blaming him

To be fair with Sulemana on it’s a reasonable assumption

A clever ploy by Russ take off our best penalty taker to lull Stoke into playing for penalties then we take control and snatch the late winner. That why you don’t have a philosophy you Philistine

The real FACT that matters

Not in 1000000 years

Leslie is fucking shite what a waste of a loan space

We play by different rules. we are not limited by binary timescales of 38 games in a season, 90 minute matche or 3 points for win, an outdated concept with a pass or fail concept. we don’t play by “the rules” no one wins the sport of football. Teams might win a game a league or a trophy, but who decided these are the measures of success? If you look at sport through a win or lose lens then that’s a closed mindset. We have a growth mindset that’s more than just who scores most over a pre-determined period.

We are a philosophy football club. We are a player trading football club. Results are just noise.

On a separate note the person who wrote this must know a few on here

Ten Haag proving just how easy the Man United job is. Even Alan Pardew would win the league if he was manager there. They should have given him four years though.

Laughing emojis in response to his boring posts about deaths or getting very excited about being able post endlessly about deaths? I’d say that latter is worse

We can only imagine your excitement when you find an article about more deaths which you hastily copy and paste onto here. A content sigh as you smugly post yet another article before returning to your other passion, scrolling social media to see what Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage are up to today. What a tragic life.