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Or if its a girl that tasteless ladies clothing brand, potential to call future offspring, Armani, Gucci etc. I'm probably going to call my next one Stone Island.

They could call their next child M and say they are named after James Bond characters.

Think they were arrested but released with no charge after a Swedish girl claimed she had been sexually assaulted by them when we played a UEFA cup game over there.

He won't be allowed out of the country whilst on licence.

Where do you draw the line? Can he play non league? Can he play for Romsey for £50 a week? Can he be a coach, a pundit, a physiotherapist for a football club? The fact of the matter is that regardless of his offence he's been punished for to as the law decided fit and is now able to get on with his life. That's not me being a rapist sympathiser, that's what the society we live in has decided is the right thing to do. What he does for a living should not make a difference unless his conviction prevents him from doing his job in the interests of safety of those that he might come into contact with whilst doing it.

Absolutely laughable that a member of the back office staff is getting so much attention.

Perhaps people can put up a list of jobs that it is acceptable for him to do as it seems the one he has trained for all his life is now out of bounds. Or perhaps people can decide which Crimes mean you're free to carry on in the public eye and which ones aren't. Regardless of what people think about the bloke and the serious nature of his crime he's entitled to carry on with his life now having been punished for his crime. It's easy to be hysterical and demonise people, demanding he spends the rest of his life on the dole but it doesn't matter one jot if the blokes the biggest c*** on earth or not, he's been punished according to the law and is now free to carry on his life. If individual clubs don't want to employ him for moral reasons then that is their decision. If that is morally right or not is another issue but according to the law of the land and the society we live in, which by the way many of you are so to quick to laud as fantastic that it's so equal and free when it suits you, is how it is. You can't have it both ways. Or perhaps we should allow mob rule to apply in this instance?

Poor lad, shambles of a club right now.

Is there a transfer window for back room staff? Baffling that a member of staff being wanted by the at best third club in London would make nationals.

How anyone who lives in the country cannot be humbled and show their respects is beyond me. Regardless of your political or religious view, in fact even moreso because of them as it was their sacrifice that enabled people to express them.

A band aid where are they now 30 years on would make good reading Number 7 bono. Still recording with U2, the poverty activist is now said to be worth £517m after investing in Facebook. Everyday he says to himself tonight thank god it's me instead of you.

Pochetino for one. The bloke is a clown though, spurs should get shot of him.

The restructuring programme at Tottenham should start with replacing the chairman, he's an utter bellend who is totally to blame for their current plight.

Simon peach reported it as a loan with a view to permanent deal. I'd also forgotten about eh comedy nickname we came up for him. 'The jug' I expect to see a headline praising his contribution to saints this season shortly something along the lines of "Alderweireld is no Toby"

Fantastic contribution as ever pal.

I like the fact that Marc Wilmots cried and Tony is currently playing on a cloud. More managers and players should do this.

So let me get this straight. You *****ed, wailed and sulked from January through to the end of August that there was no ambition at the club, the champions league dream was over, we are going to be just another also ran but we shouldn't accept that, we should demand more just as your fallen hero did. Yet now we're 2nd doing better than many of is could have hoped and the champions league dream is back on (for some) we're doing exactly as you thought we should do. So if 'our weight' is top 6 what was your pint sized hero doing only taking us to 8th? No wonder Kat got shot of him.

What do you think the expression 'punching above our weight' means Franco?

I said when he went there he would struggle to impose his methods on that squad. It's one thing to come into a club full of players starry eyed players in their first season in top flight or teenagers just breaking into the team and get them to play a certain way, which might not initially be popular due to the work demanded, quite another to get millionare big time players who have worked under bigger name managers. People like Adebeyor were never going to like it. Pochetino will need to rebuild that squad if he's going to succeed there and he'll need time to do it, something that spurs managers don't get.

One of the things i find odd about Portsmouth people is that they are proud that they are an island town with a dense population. Like it's in some way a good thing that they are crammed in like sardines into a small crappy town. I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that it's the highest population density outside of London.

6 of the 7 teams that finished above us last season all had wage bills which are more than our entire turnover. Some make more just from Commerical activity than our entire turnover, lets not forget with your a certain former CEO at the helm he manged to get our commerical incomes to the level of a midtable championship club. In terms of income those clubs are twice or even three times bigger. Only one of those teams now sit above us in the league so in terms of income and club size we are very much punching above our weight. However has others have said, we're there on merit and we deserve to be where we are right now.

They have actually been very complimentary about us the last couple of years. Adrian Durham is always praising us.

I don't know how ill ever recover from this devastating news.

Southampton have been doing well of late but have struggled for goals since their fortunate 8-0 win against Sunderland. Although they haven't conceded many this is more due to other teams not shooting rather than good defending as you can see from their shots against stats the last few weeks. Villa on the other hand are due a win and have to start scoring sometime. Dorkish prediction villa 4 southampton 0.

I happen to know the cousin of a current spurs first team player. He hates Poch, said he doesn't want to play for him or spurs and it going to run his contract down and leave at the end of it if they don't flog him first.