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Remember this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28593032 Bit different to Jeremy Wilson's article.

And in an outstanding example of inane bigotry Franks Cousin labels all top gear viewers as thick, racist bigots. Well done sunshine.

We don't sign internationals, we create them.

The message is clear, if you want to play for your country join southampton.

Great news! A player who was jeered on his home debut, written off by some before he'd kicked a ball for us, makes it even sweeter.

10 games to adapt to the premier league was the excuse Alright. A line trotted out by MLG time after time.

He flipped on the left He flipped on the right Adam Lallana Makes Burger King look sh* te

bang on the money as usual

You were very vocal on the 'les reed is a waste of space' thread Brett. Although it seems to were crab lungs puppet. Anything to say about it?

I thought this bit was interesting 'If there have been heroes at southampton in 2014 it has been Reed and a technical department that, from the age of under-eights up to the first team, have continued to implement a playing style and a standards in coaching, medicine and analytics that are founded on best practice across the world... 'Reed has stuck to the vision regardless of all the dramas that were unfolding around him' 'Koeman and Reed already know the players they want to sign next summer' Which is completely at odds with what was said here. Although post 68 seems to know his stuff http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?51089-The-Les-Reed-is-a-Waste-of-Space-thread&highlight=Reed#.VC8dnH-9KSM

The dwarf Italian loony is still unemployed, waiting for AC Milan.

How can this be? This is the club that is a joke, has no ambition, is in a mess and run by tossers who do things that'll make your eyes water if only you knew.

'Dorkish' is bang on the money as usual.

Or in many cases either deny it was said or that the comments were taken out of context.

You're forgetting that as he now doesn't play for Saints Shaw is crap and only picked because he plays for Man United, Bertrand should be in ahead of him every day of the week.

I love a good post about how people arent going to post anymore when their subscription runs out. You do know posting on here isn't compulsory and you can stop at anytime? What's up? You've been a right miserable sod since you got sacked as a mod.

I was asked about you, don't confuse this with thinking about you. I think of you the same way Alex Ferguson thinks about Luke Chadwick or Ronnie Wallwork.

Personally I've found the doc saga hilarious.

Maybe we should kick start the forum back into life by doing a seating plan thread?

So one minute he's scared he'll be a suspect because he's done similar before yet the next the old bill should take into account his previous when questioning him. Make you're mind up. Anyway, very very sad.

65% of footballers taken on get rejected by the time their are 18. It's the same here, not everyone can be a world class poster but this is a good place to learn your trade and if you don't cut it then you can still have a reasonable career at a lower level, like posting on fansonline or 606 forum.

All part of the development process to Toughen him up a it. he couldn't cut it but Look at Super Mikey go now, he posts about clothes and everything. I consider myself like a senior pro taking these young apprentices under my wing. Its like a mongboard version of cleaning my boots.

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I don't know about you but I'm waiting for my membership to run out then I'm only going to post 3 times a day, just you wait an see!

Monkeys, donkeys, rabbits, pansies, wotsit. Soccerball is littered with animal, plant and crisp related insults. I'm not sure why monkeys should be the one getting the bad press.