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Fascinating insight as usual young Andy. However he has scored one and set up two of to four goals, you can't really ask for much more.

He looks worried, I can see him rehearsing his 'why I dropped lambert' speech

He has been quality. Scored one, set up two, his hold up play and bringing others into the game has been superb.

Of course, HE DOES IT VERY WEEK FOR us FFS. If he played for Man Untied they'd know. FFS

Gushing praise from ITV for Rickie now. Is there anyone left who doesn't hate us?

Surprise, surprise.

Ill say it now, Jack Wiltshire is the best English player since Scholes.

If he can get another one he'd have scored more goals than appearances made and have a 100% win percentage how many players have done that?

To on Rickie!!!

I had no idea David Speedie and Chris Eubank were pals, an unlikely mix.

That Moldova sub looks like he's come straight off the set of Trainspotting,

Has Gerrard ever hit a Hollywood 50 yard cross field ball for England that has ever found its man?

LOL great story Phil. If I was Chris Eubanks Peter Reid and David Speedie out on the lash in Dubai if there was one bloke I'd ask to take me to a party its be the middle aged bloke perving over the birds in his Pringles and Galvin Green.

He should be. A honest player who has risen through the divisions with us and willingly given his all in a number of positions. Unfortunately to be a cult hero and be remembered fondly he lacks that all important quality of running around a lot which is so important to some of our fans.

Flash backs to when Joe bogeyed the 16th at sadiyaat?

It's been a bad few weeks for some of the mugs on here. The daily fail (PMSL) can't stop praising us which must be like a dagger in the heart if the mail haters and now we've got a player starting for England, even Lawro predicted us to win. It's all very confusing but at least meridian still hate us.

Rickies inclusion is one in the eye for the wailing 'why won't they pick southampton players' brigade.

In sure a night with you is a LOLathon wht with your endless golf and beer stories.

Bit wierd

I'm not quite sure why someone who is out with people they do know would want to meet up with people they only know from an anonymous Internet forum.

Rent a mate forum

Not *****ing, in the real world Baines is ahead of Shaw for England and rightly so. Just because you dont like it it doesnt mean its true. In any case surely youd want to protect him, i mean if he were called up and it went pear shaped wouldn't it remind you of the Italy game and MLT? Surely you wouldn't want this to happen to an 18 year old just starting out in his career.

If you get time between holes today google it. There are dozens and dozens of articles questioning the playing of Lampard and Gerrard together going back over 5 years, but if we dont win tonight they are going to forget all that and al the other failings and what is wrong with English football and turn on Rickie Lambert.