Turkish

As the police said its in the hands of the club should the worst happen then the ban will come from the club so will only apply to SMS, you will still be able to go to away games as they can't ban you from other clubs grounds. So carry on with your Newcastle plans.

Joke isn't it, people drink all day at cricket and rugby and get smashed, but a middle aged bloke take a swig out of someone else's hip flask and he's treated like a criminal.

Simply not true.

No, because I don't like the way he sets his teams out to play. But He took Bolton into Europe and every club he's managed in the premier league he's turned into solid midtable sides. How has it panned out for Blackburn since they fired him? . To say he is a terrible manager is bullsh*t, he's a good, effective manager, not pretty but doesn't pretend he is. As a bloke he's an idiot though.

Another one this forum is obsessed by and have convinced themselves, despite his impressive record, is a terrible manager.

fact

Mark Long is your man, id imagine you'll get a call from him early next week giving you a patronising boll+cking like a headmaster talking to a naughty child banging on about breaking ground regulations and harming the name if the club if past experience when a couple of mates who were in your situation is anything to go by. Unfortunately as the police have ejected you and confiscated your season ticket I'm guessing you admitted you did drink alcohol so I'd just be very polite, say you're very sorry, didn't know what you were doing was wrong etc and hope they use a bit of common sense and realise the little hitler stewards and old bill have been over zealous as usual. FWIW a mate of mine did something far worse at an away game and got thrown out at half time and he got a couple of game ban from home games but that was it so I can't imagine they'll take your season ticket off you permanently. Do feel for you though mate, idiotic policing and stewarding as usual and treating decent people at football matches with contempt.

I'm not criticising KD, simply pointing out he isn't a premier league keeper despite claims on here he was and should be England's keeper! The keeper and 2 centre backs are the foundations which your team is built on.

So correct me if I'm wrong but I thought the point of a forum was discussion and debate. If you don't agree with someone's opinion then surely you are entitled to question it? Or is it more case that only one view is allowed and anyone that doesn't subscribe to the popular view is a WUM?

We've got two excellent full backs, the top notch centre half we've been crying out for but above all else an excellent experienced goalkeeper that the defence trust and commands his area. Being a good goalkeeper is not about doing spectacular saves for the cameras. It's about communication, commanding the area, coming and claiming crosses AND being able to make important saves. When people said last summer Davis wasn't up to it the Leeds game and a few of his saves were pointed at to defend him. Those that understand the game knew he couldn't command his box, flapped at crosses and despite making the odd spectacular save, he was a mile from being the answer for us as a primeur league keeper. Our improvement defensively last season coincided with his improved fitness and run in side and now we have a centre half of real quality in front of him it's gone from strength to strength.

As I said, it's not my problem people can't handle an opinion different to their own, or even to have their own challenged.

I thought we 'always get sh*t refs'?

I haven't trolled this board for months , I admit I used to but haven't for ages. Just because I don't toe the party line and play devils advocate a fair bit it doesn't mean I'm a Wind up. It's not my problem some can't handle an opinion different to their own.

No we shouldn't! We were good value for the win and deserved at least a point.

You're clearly a massive fan, you can't stop posting about me.

The Rolling Stones song was on here and we all know that any song that doesn't involve clapping like a coked up seal never gets further than the mongboard.

Who is the bigger idiot, the idiot that wants to be a celebrity on an Internet forum or the idiot that bite and do exactly as he wants, even when its blindingly obvious it was a Wind up? I enjoy Alpines because its pretty evident anyone with an ounce of savy he's on a wind up, yet time after time his threads are full of dinlows getting worked up by it.

And he has, who is the bigger fool?

Couldn't have asked for any more. I'd been a bit critical of MP and whilst one swallow doesn't make a summer we are 4th and still haven't really clicked into gear yet. We've not had the toughest of starts but there are no easy games at this level and you can only beat what's in front of you.

Which is an absolute contradiction of what you'd said before about players coming here because it's near the sea and the new forest, decent schools and a nice place to live. You also said that our own talented youngsters will ignore Man United and Chelsea and the £100k a week salaries to stay at saints and play with their mates. Consistent as ever Les.

I think you'll find it's the majority that are absolutely lemons on here.

By one or two yes, that doesn't mean its everyone does it. The Reed stuff is primarily from one person with an axe to grind against him for some reason. I've posted it and await the responses, probably won't be many until Monday as most of them go to games on the UI.

Really? Do you go on there much? I'll link the article and we can test your theories out.

Why is that Jamie?

Well as its my job pretty much all of the working day, I posted a few times last night when the missus was watching some crap on tellyand a few this morning, although before last night I hadn't posted anything since a couple on Wednesday, so hardly been on here this week glad you missed me. It's all about perception I guess, as the greatest pound for pound poster of all time, my posts stand out. Thanks for your interest in Turkish and be sure to buy the book 'the secret mongboarder'