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comedy gold and highly likely that's exactly what happened. Good work!!

Your missus might like that stat but it means nothing in football pal.

The fact that I've suggested him and deescribed him as a 'natural goalscorer who has scored plenty at every level' suggests I rate him, no? He scored 20 odd goals is a terrible Blackburn team last season. I've no idea what he is on but if stories from those parts a true Blackburn are sliding into admin and in big troubles financially so will need to sell soon.

Surprised no on has mentioned Jordan Rhodes. Natural goal scorer who has a scored plenty at every level And has those three important attributes of being young, hungry and therefore guaranteed to improve.

We keep face a battle to hold onto Rickie Lambert because two championship clubs might bid for him if we sign Diamo. Lazy, lying journo scumbag.

You certainly didn't do it the Southampton way pal.

Its okay pal, make grooming is all the rage right now. Plucking, facial scrubs, facial masks, waxing, shaving, sunbeds or Fake tans, even Botox. Be a good looking, well dressed lad, the only ones that will tell you you are vain are the fat, scruffy mugs no women will touch.

You let your mongboard down chaps. I suggest an overhaul from grass roots level up and sacking Steve grant and employing some sharp suited foreign coach to take us to the next level.

I agree, saints always seemed to have ugly players in the past but another feather in Corteses cap is not only are we signing good players but also good looking ones. Its good for our image and the global brand to have good looking players and I for one am pleased to see it.

Until you explain why is is you think I don't rate Lee I suggest you pipedown and listen to your own advice pal.

I'm so mad I do it when people ARE looking.

Phil you card, I do love these comedy made up discussions. Especially when comedy accents are included.

Does posting on any forum have a point then? Do you think any difference has ever been made to any transfer, tactic, or any football related matter by a post on an Internet forum? Sme people might like to prove their ITKness or show off their knowledge of Soccerball by banging on about tactics, false nines etc but the reality is it is all totally pointless as its just some people's opinion which in the grand scheme means nothing. If you don't like or agree with the opinion then don't read it, take the p-ss out of it or discuss it. It seems the only people that get upset about what others post are the ones that take it all very seriously or have a very high opinion of themselves.

Vincent tan looks like a 70s Bond Villan.

No. NC is a great businessman and wouldn't be fooled by some Irish clown managing a tiny club like Celtic. We sign who we want when we want on our terms.

You're happy to contribute but don't want to be 'king of the mongboards'? Fine, don't try to be. You're moaning about the content of the forum but don't want to contribute. It does make me laugh when people whinge about this forum, saying they don't want to read rubbish, they just want news, here's a little bit of advice, if you just want news then don't use Internet forums at all, you can find news on the official site and newspapers, on Internet forums you will find small amounts of news and 95% of the rest of it will be people spouting bo*llocks, because forums are for discussion and opinion, not a news site.

I certainly am, people would describe me a 'character', ask anyone that knows me. you have to look out for as I'm so NUTS I make a Snickers bar look dull.

We all know Sue Whistle will be playing football, skiing, swimming in Lake Garda or something else extraordinary. BTF will be desperately scouring the Sunday papers for a new crusade to boycott something she can tell us about later on and JillyAnne will still be trying to get her money for her pussy out of Dark Sotonic Mills. Either that or they're all playing golf somewhere.

The expect him to be good in 1 v 1s against Eastleigh town level players though,

'A character' the sort of bloke who can't walk past a pair of glasses without trying them on? Someone who will wear matching comedy tie and socks? The sort of person that desribes themselves as 'mad' and 'crazy' and displays constant wackiness, yes?

Who is playing as our false 9?

. The guys asked me what I do with my life so I simply told him. No biggest ******** games pal. Who are the people who don't post by the way? There seems to be a lot of people posting lately claiming there are lots of people that don't post on here.

Yes, I've actually been posting on here whilst on the train today, using the wifi on the long journey back north after a top night out in London yesterday with good mates, which followed an afternoon and evening at the cricket and in Londons finest establishments, you may or may not have noticed I wasn't on here much if at all yesterday post 2pm. What have you done with your life in the last 24 hours?

Do you do anything else other than watch football?

He has horrendous dress sense. Those jeans and trainers are awful.