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It’s fair to say the bear has been poked 😂😂

Bet they were falling over themselves to do it when they saw Jamie Hatch, Ollie Lancashire and Jake Thompson as ones to watch 😂

My condolences you didn’t get the job MLG.

No mentioned of future 40m player and England international Alex Oxlainde-Chamberlain in his summary of youngsters to watch from that era. At the time of this post AOC was only 2 years away from securing a 12m move to Arsenal after a great season in L1. I guess Jamie White was a better prospect though at that time AOC wasn't one to watch.

The CoT can exclusively reveal they reseached each candidates posts on their respective clubs forums. MLG had a 74% inaccuracy rating as to his posts with the critical factors being repeated failure with regard to stadium expansion topics. They also felt they couldn't trust someone who openly celebrates Christmas whilst at the same time denies the existence of Jesus.

WE GOT OUR TITLE BACK, WE GOT OUR TITLE BACK, WE GOT OUR TITLE BACK will they start putting pound sides above club badges for how many times teams win it?

If we can make a decent profit from Fernandes, Dibbing and Ramsdale too the season can be considered highly successful

Any chance we can leave him out the last few games so we dont put them off?

WTF? This guy is class and as usual we're going to sell him to the first bid we get. If only Cortese was still here he throw the offers in the bin.

always thought he was over rated, some people saying he was worth 30m lol, Japanese son in law who jogs around not offering much.

Huge loss. You cant sell your key players every summer and expect to improve.

Much as Bournemouth are annoying be nice for them to win today to be due of a different name on the cup

Back to his best what a player!

After a week of Ignoring him Mr I want to be left alone is obviously feeling lonely 😂😂😂👏👏👏

And here it is exhibit A from Mr “I want to be left alone to post”, “i don’t pay any attention to his posts” 😂😂😂😂 why are you so obsessed about what my boss thinks of me? You mention it quite regularly. sorry I’ve not given you much attention this week is public sector year end so been busy helping them spend their money. Public sector using their budgets up, spending money on stuff that made you and your team of typists “skills” no longer required. Every deal gives me even more satisfaction knowing it’s partly why you’re such a bitter man 👏👏👏👏👏

I pretend to be a football scout when im away on business sometimes, when people ask me what i do i tell them im a self employed football scout and just come back from a job where i've been watching a top young player in whatever country i just happen to be coming back from. It's partly true as i am actually a qualified scout in kids football and also sometimes it might be CoT business, nonetheless it's highly amusing playing Walter Mitty sometimes in hotels and airports.

He definitely seems more of a Melt (on) than a Mowbray

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/24844783.southampton-complete-signing-french-youth-captain-valenciennes/ 5m for an 18 year old from the French 3rd tier. No evidence at all 😂

They need us to be in the premier league to enable them to get Premier League money to support the other clubs, but i would imagine the idea would be to stay there spending as little as possible whilst trying to flog players for huge profits.

finally, maybe the tide is turning against all this nonsense.

bloody hell that's impressive. well done sir.

Taxi drivers? bit a sweeping generalisation and odd comment. Still no surprise you know who liked it😂

Theres your problem. We are a self titled player trading club. Our objective is to make money from player sales. Now in the real world is the top 5-6 clubs will get all the best talent, it's how it is. When we were at our best we were a shop window club, bringing in top youngish talent and letting them showcase themselves in the premier league before getting a big move. There is no shame in that, Dortmund have that model and are masters at it. Our problems started when we thought we'd cracked the code and tried to do it with every player. Rather than having a good core of players like we did with Davis, Bertrand, Pelle, Fonte, etc and adding in 4-5 YHGTIers around them we tried to build an entire team based on what we could sell them for and it backfired. We also tried to keep signing players for 10-15m when the value of that sort of player had gone up. So we ended up with a 2-3 players for one position none of which were good enough and we couldn't sell. This cost us more than actually buying 1 decent player per position and was the reason for our decline. If we sell a player for 60m+ to a top club brilliant bring it on, bigger clubs than us do it. But lets not then replace them with 2 players for 15m and hope one of them comes good, otherwise you end up right where we are now. Screwed.

no idea, not my thing at all. Taxi drivers seem to love them mind