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Dont we know it! we had Rueben Selles playing Jack Stephens in Guardiolas inverted full back role last time we went down, Jack frigging Stephens. It's not helped by the fact fans and geeks are overloaded with stats now and want all their teams to play that way. When like you say only teams that can play the way they so are ones with the best players in the world.

football is all cyclical, im sure it wont be long before some genius manager comes up with the brilliant idea of playing two lines of 4, with pacy wingers, a big lad up front next to a good little 'un to get on the end of his flicks. It'll be lapped up by the hipsters as genius with the number 7 and 11s being the new gold standard in modern football with them being given cool positions like wide layer outer offensive forwards. Their job will be to provide cross field penatration assists into the number 9 or as he'll be called the deep lying attacking pivot. Any team with two great wide layer outer offensive forwards and an strong deep lying attacking pivot is gonna cook in the XG numbers bro!

As Rasmus famously said when talking about managers he wants people who have failed, because if they've failed they might succeed next time. SR have failed over an over again, but they might succeed this time! If it aint broke, break it!

Brilliant! Given the deal we did with the French club in the group for the youth team centre back that puts Fernandes value at 100m, Sule at 75m and TP at 75m

We'll end up winning and screwing up Evertons last game at Goodison too.

Im not sure we'll ever break that one but we've got to have great chance of being the club it's against.

Sitting proudly next to our record 9-0 loss, i wonder if we can kill 3 bird with one stone? if we can manage to lose by more than 9-0 this season we can break that record, help us to the record worst ever goal difference title (which i fear we have left ourselves a lot to do) and of course count towards the big one.

Tony Cascarino is one too

Archer too, tbf that's a pretty good front 3 for the championship. With Ross Stewart fit again in two weeks we will cook.

https://www.efl.com/news/2024/april/14/see-who-made-the-efl-team-of-the-season/

didn't you make pancakes to celebrate too? Unless i see Keir tucking into a pancake im furious i tell you, furious.

He has opinions. Jamie White and Kyle Mcclaggon going to be stars of the future, we’ll have expanded st Mary’s by 2015, Saints have more match going fans than Everton (despite us never in our history has a season with a higher average attendance than them) the Jonas Brothers are awesome.

One of a long list of players good in the championship not good enough for the premier league. He’ll get us goals next season as he’s proven he’s capable of

He’s not the hipsters choice by any means

This is the same guy that took over forest on the 21/9/2021 with them bottom of the championship and on the 29th May 2022 got them promoted?

People will be grizzling hes getting bullied again soon 😂😂😂

No

Jerry Yates just scored for derby it’s 1978 again 😂

Exactly the stats tell us Simon rusk has so far never conceded a goal as a manager, take that at face value without looking into it he’s one of the best managers of all time

Simon rusk has never conceded a goal as a premier league manager. That’s some data point we can use as evidence

30% possession. Remember the days when we used to get at least 60% you can say what you like about Russell Martin but at least his teams kept the ball

this is why they need equal pay to stop people like you treating it like a second class sport

He gives these silly replies thinking it’s some sort of gotcha. Koeman and Poch did well for us but funny how he doesn’t mention Pellegrini, Puel, Jones, Martin, Selles and Juric who failed (Puel didn’t but fans hated him) who hadn’t managed in the premier league data is part of the evidence not all of it, Jones claimed he was statistically one of the best managers in Europe, a decision based on just data gets you Nathan Jones, it also tells you Vestergaard was at one time of the best centre backs in Europe we know both are complete nonsense Unfortunately this is what happens in an era when data has given spreadsheet jockeys reason to think they’re experts. Data is important but it’s part of the overall picture not the be all and end all.

No need you do it for me 😂😂😂

Your words and behaviours speak for themselves