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What an utter c*nt!!! He should tell the truth and that is the table lies and that Saints are the greatest to have ever played association football and despite us only taking one point off them this season and being 3 points behind them in the table they can only dream of being as good as us.

You could meet up and discuss wrist bands!

I think they should make a section and have a limited number of tickets sold available for this sort of fan, a bit like wheelchair fans. Maybe we could limit the mong fans area to around 50 or so where all the wig, face paint and foam handlers can all congregate together, be in each others company but more importantly be out of our way so we know where to avoid them. Can I just add that it's still my dream to turn SMS into a sea of giant foam hands with us all giving the thumbs up to our players and the thumbs down to away team players but I feel I am fighting a losing battle.

Yep, so do I.

They've taken 41 points out of 48 and were sixth bottom in October. It's an incredible run. Take off your saints tinted glasses and foam hands and give credit where its due. McDermott has done a fantastic job, especially when you consider they lost their two best players from last season In the summer.

Look at our record without Lambert, it's average at best. He may have a point.

Scott Dann, sorry, although come to think of it Neil Danns could be decent shout as well. I was impressed with Ince. We do need to address the right side of midfield, been a problem area this season.

But what about Corteses vision FFS??

Phillips & Jarvis plays down the right I think and Whittingham can play all across the middle. Johnson was good for Brum, hes been a bit of a scapegoat I think. Danns is decent, better than Fonte and Hooliveld.

These two would be great signings, don't think they'll happen unless Wigan go down. Phillips from Blackpool, O'Hara, Scott Dann, Roger Johnson, Jarvis, Whittingham would do nicely.

As I said in the OP we aren't short of sh*t songs........

Personally I think Danny Fox looks like a Frazzle and Harding looks like a quaver.

Because its fun. Because they are mad and crazy. They are the sort of people that can't walk past a pair of glasses without trying them on. The sort of person that will say "ohhhh matron" at any slight reference to a double entendre. The sort of people that think you want them as your friend.

What about Wade Elliott FFS?

Anyone that doesn't think anyone connected with Southampton FC is the greatest person who ever lived is a c*nt. FACT.

not really racist is it.

No i dont, sweetheart. xx

Okay i'll come clean. It was one of the greatest moments of my life. I recorded it and stuck it on youtube. It's better to be someone for a day than a no one for a lifetime. Now i've really made it.

Wont you be reading the guardian or talking about politics rather than watching the game?

You're a really fun guy. I think we could be friends.

I meant i wont be feeling sorry for people whilst i'm celebrating promotion with proper fans and players, those that aren't there think it just isn't worth it.

I wont. It really isn't worth it is it.

So being at a game where we can get promoted back to top flight for the first time since 1978 isn't worth making a bit of effort? Have a great time singing songs at the telly and throwing your beer over yourself when we score.

They certainly wouldn't find it funny singing "you look like a twiglet" at a thin black player.