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F*Ck me, life on the edge. How is it over there living the dream?

We could sing this and really stir up a hornets nest!! "we hate gays and We hate blacks we dont think blatter should get the sack We are Southampton we hate everyone and our bigotted chants will carry on" Now that really would get Ricky boy excited!!!

I think some of you might be taking football songs a little bit too seriously.

She left in the september mate. Im not sure who has replaced her.

How about the northam and itchen north lean across the segregation meshing waving their hands singing the Beatles, "i wanna hold your hand" do you think they'll still be risking arrest?

Where has Jamie been recently? I've missed him.

Yes, it was a while ago. I think he said something along the lines of "my therapist would have a field day with you" when he was accusing me of hating blacks, asians, gays or some other minority group based on a an avatar or something equally as random. He is very good at telling people what they think.

We could always get a racist and a homophobic one in all in one go.. "muslims think you should die"* * this is clearly a joke, dont be offended and if you are we can shake hands at the end of the thread.

I dont like people that are insecure either, i should have added that. Patheticly needing the approval of others in order to function. Am i hot or not, now you're talking, that was quality internet viewing. Many a stitch up by placing hideous pictures of ladies i knew on there and watch them getting slated. I think we could be friends.

He has let slip in the past that he's needs the services of a therapist. I am sure his narcissistic personality disorder is only one of the many issues they discuss.

He left the American Air Force after Goose died and became a sports agent, a barrister and a Samaruai Warrior, amounst other things.

Me neither. She was fit back in the day. Shame it was a visiting mod and not a local Brighton lad that did it though, they were all off chasing the dragon or playing cock jousting.* * that was a joke, please dont arrest me Rick Burrows for homophobic comments on a football forum

/\ theres got to be some witty chant we can come up with related to Quadrophenia, smack, and Leslie Ash getting pounded up an alley way...

"rockers kicked your f*cking heads in"

"you come from Brighton, you know what you are"

considering Brighton is also the most easy place to score smack in the Uk (i've heard) would songs about this be offensive to their smack heads?

Especially after Mark Bright raised this point today when discussing the Sepp Blatter comment. "You ate all the pies" is offensive he says. I am glad it is not just me who is sickened by this vile chants.

I liked this great bit of self promotion "On average we have around 300-600 travelling regularly to most away games, remember this is on average, and that amount makes a hell of a racket!" 300-600 on average!!! Massive club!! My Leeds mate said they sat there in slience the whole game, but why let the truth get in the way of a myth.

Is there really any need to call them "Poopey" FFS?

If you give yourself a 10 you are too arrogant so i'd hate you. I'd give myself a 7 but everyone else gives me a 10. That is acceptable.

So English people are being beaten to jobs by people new to the country who may well struggle with the language either to read, write or speak it and they don't know the culture. If they are assylum seekers fleeing a worn torn country they might have a few more mental scars than Sebastian, 24 from Cirencester who suffers from depression, confidence issues and ME because he got told off at school once and his mummy didn't hug it better. Says more about the English people than the foreigners.

I don't discriminate. I like everyone who is White, heterosexual, aged between 25-45, less than 20% body fat but more than 10%, in full time employment and earns over £30k a year, goes on holiday at least once a year, wears designer clothes, doesn't live in a council house or flat, doesn't have more than 2 kids, averages over 6 for looks but less than 9, lives south of London, east of fareham and west of Poole. Doesn't wear scarves with t-shirts and no jumper when it's cold. Doesn't wear suits where the trousers and sleeves are too long form them and with bad shoes. Isn't too posh. Isn't too common. Likes football but is not a weird statto geek. Doesn't have a dull job but not one that is interesting as well that I would want do. Doesn't moan too much but isnt annoyingly happy all the time. Showers or bathes at least once a day and cleans teeth at least twice. Never wears dirty clothes. Never smells. I like everyone like that.

]He's got a bit of a weird mouth.

Haha!! It was more the title, what you do so well on here all the time. It was meant as a complement FFS!!

He's been away for a while, it's understandable his behaviour is a little odd, he'd have missed a few therapy sessions. We should cut him some slack.