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Not forgetting Liquidshokk wondering if "life is all that" on New years eve at the age of 26.

Wierd, i thought your user name R&W91 was a clever tactic to make everyone think you were 20 when you were in fact 64. As for your crisis, have a word with Supermikey, he knows all about crisis, he knows about everything, he can advise you.

Funny that, i think we should only sign players who aren't commited to the club, that way we get to keep the massive turnover of players we all want every summer and everyone, which 90% of our tranfers are, which aren't brilliant straight away can easily be got rid of.

You make sure you wear your vest or t-shirt underneath your unbuttoned shirt, their fannies will so wet they'll be leaving a snail trail behind them.

Denise Van Outen is from Essex, i'd smash her all over Basildon FFS.

Err- West Ham, possibly bigger club, better players, good manager, better chance of going up, in London where Cork us based at the moment. Leicester - making a big push for promotion, spending big on good championship players, whatever you think of Sven he has managed at top club and international level. Who would a player rather play uder, Sven ex-manager of England, Lazio, Roma, 17 titles under his belt or Nige, 3 seasons at the mighty S****horpe and one at Saints??? Burnley - Cork was there on loan, if he enjoyed it he might want to stay, who knows?? Saints - newly promoted, yet to sign anyone of note, but he can be "on the bus" FFS. I know a lot of you look at Saints with some ridiculous bias that players are falling over each other to join us but the reality is there are other clubs out there players would rather join.

No Jamie, if we cant compete with West Ham and Leicester now what hope do we have of being in the champions league in 3 years?

I said right now you moron, not next week after we have announced the signings of Scott Parker, Shay Given, John Carew, Matthew Upson and Jon Arne Riise.

Lets be real, if you had no alligence to any of those 4, right now Saints and Burnley would be your third & fourth choice. If he enjoyed being at Burnley they might be ahead of us.

This. Although some of the morons on here wanted everyone to sing the Wheels on the bus. I think i would ban myself from ever attending SMS if this ever happened. Absolutely and completely embarassing and probably the most idiotic suggestion of all of the idiotic ideas for songs this forum has ever come up with.

Make up your own mind Jamie, FFS.

I am not 18 anymore, sadly.

LOL are you mental?? I'd like £50m but lets be real. £13m plus a 35% sell on clause, what planet are you on!!! So if in the future he goes for £30m we'll get nearly £10m then as well!!! £23m for a kid that's had a half a season in league one. Stick to championship manager son.

I'm sorry Mikey, no need to ask for fogiveness, however you're already well on the way to becoming the new Verbal, i fear you are too far down that path to be saved.

We'll be able to spot you from your fetching wrist bands.

Have you recently been on that programme then?

I never failed to get smashed most thursday nights and try and nail birds as an 18 year old, it was just the success rate wasn't very high. Probably due to my drunken chat up line of "i'd love to see your m*nge" or something equally as tactful.

Why would an 18 year old be going to question time on a thursday night? You should be out getting smashed and trying to smash any bird in sight FFS.

I am the Peter Pan of internet forums.

Is that all??

I dont really like Tennis, it's a game played by ****s, but Nadal is better to watch and also is quite good looking.

Gives all the Murray loves an excuse though doesn't it. Just like the laughable one on the Wimbledon thread that he hasn't won anything because he's been unlucky and is playing at a time when there are better players than him about.

Does anyone actually want Murray to win? I appreciate your usual suspects like BTF and everyone else that loves faliures will, but what about people that actually know about sport?

Yep.

Why would a manchester mate of yours regularly see Ricky Hatton around Bermondsey?