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never mind that, what is happening with our pre match and half time grub?

He is on trial with Saints and has got a name which sounds very similar to a former Ex Saints and England goalkeeper.

So that is where you were after 8pm Saturday night DBP, doing your croc impersination.

do you think the winning team of the swimming event all hugged each other? Surely there would have been one or two erections, provided the water wasn't too cold.

This is disgusting. I cant believe they are all out there drinking when they are supposed to be preseason training, its nothing more than a week long p*** up. I am outraged.

Not for you, i showed them a picture of you on facebook yesterday and they said you look like a young Jimmy tarbuck :lol:

There are no pictures of me on there.

I'm sure saintpaulkiptanui will be delighted looking at some of these pictures that not only do we have the best squad in league one, i think they are probably the best looking too, going by these pictures. How muscley does Lallana look? http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2089721,00.html

To be honest mate, everything from about 8pm onwards is a bit of a blur, so i couldn't tell you or be held responsible for my actions.

The best place round here was the Manor in Verwood, had some top nights in the 96-99, sadly shut down, cant remember why. For me the Rhino takes some beating for town though, as someone mentoned they were fussy about who they let in, rightly so too IMO, had a good little scene going on there 99-01 and was in there most weekends.

I'd like to think i am more accepting than to make cheap jokes at the expense of those that i consider to be less 'normal' than me.

You been dumped again?

Aggie Grays, was talking about that place last night, good memories.

:love it'Gasgoine, intoxicated, some of what he said was incomprehendable' a ****ed up gazza to save the day!! :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol: at Gazza, ****ing hilarious!!

I know where you mean, Los Marinos?? used to be full of fit older women in the summer, top place :-)

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/8263544.Dedicated_Saints_fan_dies_aged_43/ A nice touch.

You going to be chewing corn, wearing dungerees and 'ohh arring' every other sentance too?

How many times are you getting dumped this weekend?

mine - Friday - Ruby at the Corriander lounge Saturday - Gym in the morning then meeting up with some old friends who i have not seen for 15 years. Sunday - relaxing, world cup final.

in reality Friday - On facebook ****ing over pics of friends of friends Saturday - Beggars Fair- hoping that this is a fair to help you improve begging skills when it comes to getting birds who dump you back, then back home for more FB ****ing Sunday - watching James Bond film, then more FB ****ing.

apparantly this ad was in a north east dating agency... Hi I'm a sexy 19 year old blonde babe from the north east of england looking for some fun. Mr right should be a big strong ginger man with a fiery temper and jealous nature, also enjoys camping and writing long letters. If this sounds like you contact me at armedresponse@northhumberlandpolice.org.uk !!!

my god you never went there Dune, i probably hugged you one night, i'm off for a shower.

Slutskies always lived up to its billing! Remember Schooners and JFK's? Used to go there a fair bit in my yoof too. Ralph Lauren shirts, centre partings and kickers!

:lol::lol: Maybe the same thing could happen in Romsey!